Kendra Wilkinson, the 25-year old former Playboy Playmate naked chick who used to roll around on top of Hugh Hefner’s old balls, is trying to get her husband and terrible football player, Hank Baskett, to sign a “post-nuptial” agreement because she’s apparently bringing in more proverbial cheddar. The source of said dairy slang for income? You guessed it – homemade porn!

Kendra, who once put on a hell of a show as she “protested” Vivid Entertainment’s eventual release all over her face of her sex tape with a former boyfriend, supposedly has a few more videos waiting in the wings, as she’s made quite a financial improvement thanks to the success of the first video. The problem is that she doesn’t want Baskett to have any chance of getting the money that she’s already made and could eventually make should they get divorced.

*goes to WordPress dashboard, schedules “Hank Baskett Files For Divorce” for next week*

What’s love like, Courier Mail?

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In the soporific ordeal that was Super Bowl Media Day yesterday, one be-veiled TV Azteca reporter was able to capture the imaginations and column inches of American journos the nation round, and that was Ines Gomez-Mont, what with her marginal sexiness and customized white tees. She charmingly, but foolishly, asks Tom Brady's hand in marriage, knowing full well that Tom only grants his seed in absentee fatherhood.

Tom Terrific informs her of the odd paradox that he has many "Miss Bradies" but he's a one-woman-man? Say whhaaaa? Perhaps he's trying to throw off the Aztec reporter with his loopy logic, as he knows this whole marriage ritual leads to nothing but her sacrificing him to the god of bountiful harvests and unfavorable pre-nups. -Christmas Ape