Aw, if you thought the unnecessary call for attractive females was done today, then you, my friends, just don’t know me very well. Allow me to introduce Medvedev’s Girls, an organization of females in Russia that has pledged its undying devotion to the country’s president, Dmitry Medvedev. That’s right, Russia’s president has a group of attractive young females wearing cheerleading outfits that follows him around voluntarily and supports everything that he does. Somewhere Bill Clinton is soooooooooo pissed.

Apparently the group was formed in opposition of a similar group of attractive females that encourages – seriously, I can’t believe I’m typing this – other attractive young females to strip in support of Russian prime minister, Vladimir Putin. Most recently, Medvedev’s Girls have worn sexy schoolgirl outfits to support education initiatives and to support Medvedev’s ban on underage drinking (in Russia?) they shed articles of clothing as people poured out their beers. Seriously, how could you be mad about that?

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Back in June, the federal government finally put its iron foot down and said, “Enough is enough” regarding one of the biggest problems facing our great nation – cheerleading. For over a century*, men and women have argued the merits of cheerleading as a sport, and nobody has ever been able to come to a decisive conclusion. That is, until now. U.S. District Judge Stefan Underhill has declared after a month of deliberation that collegiate cheerleading is not a sport.

Underhill’s decision is based on a lawsuit filed by a group of Quinnipiac women’s volleyball players and their coach against the university when it was announced that the school would drop the volleyball program in favor of cheerleading. When learning of this decision, an enraged Burnsy asked: “Have you seen the shorts that volleyball players wear?!?!” Underhill determined that cheerleading is simply not organized enough to be a comparable sport, citing the case of Tough v. Titties.

Bang that gavel and flip cheerleaders the middle spirit finger, Judge Underhill:

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I’ve never really understood the mind set of the male cheerleader. I can understand how some guys just have the rhythm within them, and a natural desire to hang out with hotties on a consistent basis, but I feel like there are better options to fulfill those desires.

Although I can try understand why a man would want to lead cheers, male cheerleaders still give me a very severe case of the heebie jeebies. No man should ever be that peppy. It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, transgender, or whatever else kids seem to be doing these days, men are stoic creatures. We don’t cry, we rarely laugh, and when we do, it’s usually at the expense of others.

Speaking of laughing at the expense of others, there’s a video of an unusually peppy male cheerleader busting all kinds of moves after the jump. And I say “unusually peppy” because he makes the rest of the male cheerleading community look like Charlton Heston. Thanks to Upstate Underdog for the tip. Read the rest of this entry »