A Rockets fan tried to share a little bro time with Chandler Parsons after Houston’s 105-103 victory against the Oklahoma City Thunder and got shut down. Chandler’s got ice water running in his veins. Next time I see him I’m gonna shoot the Top Gun high/low and see where it gets me. (via Beyond the Buzzer)

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University of Florida basketball standout Chandler Parsons has already been named the 2011 SEC Player of the Year, but today he’s going for a much bigger prize: King of the Internet. Everybody knows statuesque ESPN sideliner Erin Andrews attended U of F and was a member of their dance team, but finding an actual picture of her as a Dazzler has always been a big of a longshot. Well lucky for us, Parsons got his mojo working and finally uploaded a picture, and wow, there it is, sitting on Plixi. I’ll even forgive him for not having a scanner because he’s in college.

Of course, she looks great, and I wonder how long she had to stand in front of a mirror with a brush to make her hair flip over like that. A few commenters have asked about the flatness of her nose in the old picture, and a photo comparison shows the possibility of a little work done around that area. That’s probably all she’s had done, because I can’t imagine Erin Andrews doing more than a little work.

Maybe if Parsons hadn’t taken a picture of the Dazzlers through a peephole we’d be able to see them more clearly.

[via Parsons, via Plixi]