As the Florida Miami Marlins prepare to open their new stadium and begin their new season in their new uniforms with their new shortstop who will hopefully hit a bunch of home runs to light up their new home run fish statue/shrine, it was only fitting that the team would add some new flair and style to the stadium as well. But it was a little alarming when a new Marlins song, “We are the Marlins”, was making the web rounds yesterday under the guise that it would be the new Miami theme song for celebration.

And we were all like, “Oh hell no.”

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With the U.S. Open underway and the NFL season about to start, now would be the obvious time for Oreo to revive the Double Stuf Racing League promo with a matchup of the Williams sisters versus the Manning brothers.  Should be a close battle.  Serena's been training all her life to eat Double Stufs competitively, but I wouldn't doubt that the Mannings could lick the chrome off a trailer hitch.

[You Been Blinded via Awful Announcing]