Former NFL superstar Junior Seau drove his vehicle off a cliff after being charged with domestic violence over the weekend. How unusual for an athlete to service his lady first, and then get his.

Details are still coming in: Seau drove his white Cadillac Escalade off a cliff in near Carlsbad, CA, where he was released from a San Diego County jail on suspicion of domestic violence. Seau’s injuries from the crash are not known at this time.

But yeah, there’s your Toonces photoshop. Hope it was worth the wait.

Here’s a Russian goalie showing that his grasp of turf hardness is about on par with that of running his own laundromat. But if I know anything about Russians, I’m sure that he would have made this save in his natural habitat — the driver’s seat of a taxicab. Jeez, those guys drive the same way that they speak English. Anyway, the video of this goalie gaffe is after the jump. The match, by the way, ended in a tie. Yeah, I didn’t really care, either. Read the rest of this entry »