Brett Favre is starting a new career. What, you didn’t read the headline? According to an article from The Associated Press, the only place in the world that can do a story about Favre and not make a bunch of dick pix references, Favre says that he’s considering becoming a coach or working as a television analyst. So Favre says he wants to get into TV the day after news broke of Jenn Sterger’s return to television? Maybe we should ask him what his definition of “get into TV” is.

The legendary, finger-sized quarterback revealed his intentions to WDAM-TV in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, during a football camp at Oak Grove High School, saying he’s spent the past several months traveling and following (and possibly crying about) Southern Miss baseball. No matter what turn Brett’s career takes, we can be sure he’ll eventually leave it with dignity and grace.

When reached for comment, Jenn Sterger said “stop stereotyping me,” then showed me her boobs.

We all fell in love with former New York Giant and current NFL on FOX analyst Michael Strahan when he planted a camera in an alarm clock to watch his sister-in-law undress. Today, we relive the magic after learning that Strahan’s snooping ways are continuing, seemingly unabated:

When the gap-toothed ex-Giant suspected his longtime girlfriend of cheating, he put a tracking device in her car – and went ballistic when she found it, sources told The Post.

It’s the second time Strahan, who now lives in California, used the Big Brother tactic on gal pal Nicole Murphy, the ex-wife of comedian Eddie Murphy, a source said.

Seriously, how hard is it to hide a GPS? How does he keep getting caught? It’s a good thing Strahan doesn’t work for the CIA. But then again, maybe that’s exactly what they want us to think.

[NY Post]