Don Mattingly Is Confusing The Hell Out Of These Kids, And Morning Links

Written by Brandon Stroud / 12.01.11

That is Don Mattingly, right?

Links

Daniel Day-Lewis Is Method Acting The Hell Out Of Abe Lincoln - That’s not Daniel Day-Lewis, Bill and Ted just left the real Abe Lincoln alone at the mall again. [Film Drunk]

Community Credits x Parks & Recreation - This isn’t that great, really, but I can’t stop watching it. Ken Jeong aside, I want to kiss every person in this cast on the mouth. [NextRound]

jane-daria-cosplayA Gallery of Pitch Perfect Daria Cosplay - Holy crap, cosplay Jane from Daria #cangetit. Somebody give that girl my phone number, and the licensing rights to popular songs from the 90s. [Unreality]

Is It OK to NOT Love ‘The Muppets’? - No, stupid. [Moviefone]

Expert: Coming Apple-Designed TV Will Blow Your Freakin’ Mind, Man! - There’s so much Apple stuff in my house I have an iPad on the back of my toilet used exclusively to play Angry Birds while I take a dump. Not looking forward to having to buy this. [UPROXX]

Sexy Rumor: HBO Already Preparing Two More Seasons of ‘Game of Thrones’ - Book spoilers: Lord G’Nort travels to the great Maldavia and stabs Jahara. I don’t know, but that sounds right. [Warming Glow]

St. Petersburg Tops List As America’s Saddest City - Somebody’s never been to Detroit! [Smoking Section]

Five Video Game Series That Never Need to be Reviewed Again - “Madden Football”. [Gamma Squad]

How I Play Call of Duty by xoxoDumpTruckoxox - I always go to xoxoDumpTruckoxox for instructional videos. [Adult Swim]

William Shatner Fires A Photon Torpedo At Carrie Fisher - I wrote fan fic with this title, but it was way more graphic. This is just William Shatner talking. [FARK]

Watch a Nerdy White Boy CRUSH a Rap About Pancakes Set to ‘Look at Me Now’ - CHET HAZE! WE COMIN’ FA YOU, N***A! [BroBible]

“How I Met Your Mother’s” Ted is Kind of a Douche - Also, “How I Met Your Mother’s” Every Other Character is kind of a douche. Why is that guy taking a decade to tell his kids one story? [Pajiba]

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Kobe Bryant Will Shoot You Out Of The Sky

Written by JOSH Z / 11.08.10

Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant was one of two celebs appearing in a new TV spot for “Call Of Duty: Black Ops.” The commercial is quite awesome and kept me intrigued right up until the tagline hit the screen, reading, “There is a soldier in all of us.” Bryant appears holding an M-16 with an attached grenade launcher. Bryant fires and misses, but that’s okay, because he takes like 30 shots a game. This commercial is terrific, and while some NBA followers will take issue with Bryant being portrayed in a violent light, I can’t help but appreciate the elements of fun and inclusiveness that Kobe’s few seconds onscreen deliver to the ad.

Not pictured in the ad was Pao Gasol and Andrew Bynum carrying Kobe’s team to victory. The full commercial is after the jump. I bought COD: Modern Warefare 1 about a month ago and I couldn’t put it down, and this is probably the most excited I’ve been for a video game launch since “Madden NFL 2005.” Also making cameos in the commercial are a random husky girl with a shotgun and a guy in a paper hat going all Chow Yun Fat in the middle of a field. Don’t do that in the game, kids. That’s just begging for a headshot. Read the rest of this entry »

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