Reader Mickey sent along these photos of Cal freshman Allison Stokke at the Texas Relays, where she placed sixth in the pole vault with a mark of 3.70 meters, or the more America-friendly height of 12' 1.5".

As you can see here, the 19-year-old Stokke is wearing typical pole vaulting gear and engaging in her sport, so this is basically the same thing that everybody shit their pants about last year minus a Chris Hanson joke.  Ooh la la, quel fucking intrigue.

Molest-y reader Ian sends in this video from iCarly, which is apparently a Nickelodeon show starring one of the little girls from School of Rock.  I wouldn't know.  Swear.

If you can make it past the annoying kids making fun of old people and aren't afraid of the To Catch a Predator TV crew, by all means, check the video out.  It's got Cal pole vaulter and one-time Internet phenomenon Allison Stokke displaying her skills for the 'tween set.

Welp, there's the knock on my door.  I suppose that'll be Chris Hansen again.  His response time keeps getting faster.  I think he may have rented the apartment above mine.