Kate Upton Rapping Update: She’s Still Not Rapping, But It’s Close Enough

Written by Brandon Stroud / 02.14.13

Kate Upton rapping

Last week we posted the preview clip of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model Kate Upton spitting hot fire alongside Outkast’s Big Boi and Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson for episode 2 of Skullcandy’s Take a Supermodel to Work. The full episode has arrived, and if you’re a fan of watching Kate Upton remove her jacket, you’ll like it.

I was expecting a full-on ‘The Love Below’ effort from Kate, and unfortunately we STILL don’t get to hear her rapping. We just get her saying rap terms while a pair of Not Jean-Ralphios ogle her boobs and Big Boi just plays video games with Stevie. But, you know, Kate is adorable, and it is what it is. I guess Kate singing along to ‘Teach Me How To Dougie’ will have to remain the best Kate Upton rapping memory.

You can check out the full episode below. Spoiler alert:

Kate Upton boobs drawing

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The Outkast Reunion Is Never Happening Because Kate Upton Has Internet Videos To Make

Written by Brandon Stroud / 02.08.13

Kate Upton is … rapping, I think? for Skull Candy. Big Boi has to record with Andre 3000 with a six month delay via satellite or whatever, but he’ll show up to help Kate Upton spit fire. Good to know. The full video for this “drops” on February 13, so until then, please enjoy Kate angrily taking off her jacket, because reasons. (via Sportress)

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Even Buffalo’s Streakers Are Terrible

Written by Brandon Stroud / 12.18.12

Here’s a clip of the Bills Seahawks streaker, and lord, he’s got to be the worst streaker I’ve ever seen. Just a harmless, normal guy who keeps on his underwear and gets subdued as soon as he starts. Damn, dude, next time you try that, buy a morphsuit. You’ll be just as pointless, but you’ll save your identity, and you’ll probably get on SportsCenter. (via Backyard Sports)

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With Leather’s Watch This: Finally, Two Awesome NFL Teams Collide On Thursday Night

Written by Ashley Burns / 11.15.12

Finally, all my complaining about these weak-ass Thursday night football games has come to an end with a real, honest-to-God fantastic game that is dripping with playoff implications. The almighty Dolphins head into Buffalo as the two teams tied for first place in the AFC East will look to separate what most analysts and experts are calling the closest race of two amazing teams in NFL history. Wait, what…

*trained messenger ostrich arrives from Ontario*

Oh Fonktar, you brought me a note! Ah, it seems the Dolphins and Bills are not tied for first place and they both indeed suck assballs. Well then, thank you yet again, NFL, for this exemplary matchup.

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Buffalo Bills Ballboy Faceplants, Exemplifies The Buffalo Bills

Written by Brandon Stroud / 10.01.12

Even the Buffalo Bills ballboy fails spectacularly. The K on his shirt stands for “kan’t quite make it”. (via The Nosebleeds)

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Here’s A List Of Things That Vince Young Could Have Bought While Going Broke

Written by Ashley Burns / 09.19.12

For some reason, Vince Young’s attorneys are apparently telling everyone with ears that the former No. 3 overall draft pick is broke and desperate for work. According to the Houston Chronicle, the 2006 Rose Bowl star has blown through the $26 million in guaranteed money that he received 6 years ago, as well as whatever other money the two-time Pro Bowler has made over that time. And now, after he was most recently cut by the Buffalo Bills, Young is dumpster-diving for Ramen noodles.

In an increasingly caustic war of words, attorneys have been arguing for months over whether Young is an out-of-control spender who put himself deeply in the hole or simply a victim of inexperienced advisers, one of whom was his own uncle.

“I would just say that Vince needs a job,” said Trey Dolezal, Young’s attorney, when asked to give a general assessment of his client’s finances.

In the wake of the accusations that super agent Drew Rosenhaus has knowingly been pushing his clients to a scam artist disguised as an investment guru, this really isn’t surprising. But good lord, NFL players! At what point do you stop and say to yourself, “Hey, maybe I shouldn’t let my friend or family member who has ZERO investment experience handle my money”? Better yet, when do these teams and billionaire owners finally step in and finally stop letting these athletes Brewster’s Millions themselves?

In one of those rare occasions when Darren Rovell isn’t complaining about how ugly Playboy Playmates are and has actual interesting information to provide, Young would have had to spend $7,000 per day since he was drafted by the Tennessee Titans to blow $26 million. So Danger Guerrero and I tapped our brains and tried to think of some of the more awesome things that we would buy if someone gave us $26 million to throw away. You know, if we were Vince Young.

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