Brett Favre is starting a new career. What, you didn’t read the headline? According to an article from The Associated Press, the only place in the world that can do a story about Favre and not make a bunch of dick pix references, Favre says that he’s considering becoming a coach or working as a television analyst. So Favre says he wants to get into TV the day after news broke of Jenn Sterger’s return to television? Maybe we should ask him what his definition of “get into TV” is.

The legendary, finger-sized quarterback revealed his intentions to WDAM-TV in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, during a football camp at Oak Grove High School, saying he’s spent the past several months traveling and following (and possibly crying about) Southern Miss baseball. No matter what turn Brett’s career takes, we can be sure he’ll eventually leave it with dignity and grace.

When reached for comment, Jenn Sterger said “stop stereotyping me,” then showed me her boobs.

Deanna Favre, wife of Minnesota Vikings quarterback and amateur photographer Brett Favre, went on Good Morning America yesterday to discuss a book she just wrote with pastor Shane Stanford, entitled “The Cure for the Chronic Life: Overcoming the Hopelessness That Holds You Back.” Clearly, all of us at With Leather have already added that to our book list behind “Chicken Soup for the Fart Joke Soul” so I’m assuming everyone is cool if we just overlook the book details and get right down to the juicy part of the interview – Brett’s misconduct.

GMA’s Robin Roberts is all like, “Yo Deanna Favre, did your husband really text pictures of his old, wrinkly dong to a butterface that was working for the New York Jets?” And if you’re wondering if Deanna put Robin in her place, well… girlfriend, you know she did:

“Obviously, I’m a woman of faith, and faith has gotten me through many difficult struggles and it will get me through this one. I’m handling this through faith.”

OH SNAP, SON! Those are like chained heat prison fighting words right there. Deanna is, of course, referring to her battle with breast cancer, so I have to imagine that if faith helped her through such a terrible ordeal that she only needs a teaspoon of faith to help get her through something like her pervert husband sending a photo of his Papa Smurf to Jenn Sterger. Well, that and the knowledge that she now controls all of Brett’s money. That probably helps, too.

Video of her electrifying interview after the jump.

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Incredibly talented sports and TV personality Jenn Sterger is at the center of a NFL investigation concerning Brett Favre’s wrinkled old penis, but we all know plenty about this already, and if you don’t then you need to catch up the gross way by checking out this post at Kissing Suzy Kolber from last week. All set? Good. Sterger’s lawyer recently told reporters that they were looking for the proper result in the NFL’s investigation of Favre’s dong, and while I’m guessing that means she wants to see some financial restitution for all the pain and suffering she’s been through for having to witness old man balls, I like to think that we all got some restitution this week for the past four years when Favre was hit in the crotch with a football during practice.

Flubby over at KSK already made the proper and necessary Simpsons reference and Xmas Ape deserves an Espy for his video work (after the jump), and the fellas were even wise enough to turn this special moment into GIF form, but seeing as this feels like Christmas morning to me, I just wanted to make sure that we did our job of sharing the video footage of Favre getting hit in the nuts by a football, too.

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