…AND MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS

Written by JOSH Z / 03.15.10

MICHIGAN_WELCOME

Michigan appparently hates people. It’s bad enough that they mismanaged their flagship industry gave way with the rest of the economy. But since this is Michigan, they somehow managed to pass a law that makes participating in any March Madness bracket illegal, punishable by a $1000 fine and up to 12 months in jail.

“It is illegal in Michigan to exchange money based on an event with an undetermined outcome,” said John Sellek, the Michigan Attorney General’s communication director. “But this office has not received a complaint on what are traditionally known as March Madness activities.”

Most companies don’t have a formal policy about office gambling, according to a January 2010 survey by the Society for Human Resource Management (SHRM). The human resources professionals surveyed said employees were most likely to organize pools for the Super Bowl and the NCAA basketball tourney, but also used pools to bet on when a coworker was likely to give birth and the newborn’s weight and height. –FreeP, via Darren Rovell.

Oh, so they have a law, but they don’t enforce it. And that’s somehow better? At least the people running the government in Michigan still have jobs. They’d be doing well to get this silly statute off the books. And legalize prostitution. I still haven’t met a problem that a professional-grade beej can’t solve.

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NASTY FETISH TOURNAMENT: PLAY-IN FETISH

Written by JOSH Z / 03.16.09

It’s a bow, you sick bastards.

In a obviously-misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers of With Leather and Kissing Suzy Kolber to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament begins today with the Play-In Fetish. All items after the jump are considered Safe For Work.

Look for the following tag to see NF matchups after the jumps of regular posts. See the complete bracket here and vote for your favorite fetish in today’s matchups after the jump.

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BRACKETS + NASTY FETISHES = AWESOME x 100

Written by JOSH Z / 03.13.09

So I wanted to do a silly bracket where you guys could vote on stuff like every other jackassed sports blog does this time of year, but I didn’t want to do anything stupid like movies or stuff your mom likes to wear. No, our bracket is part of a Nasty Fetish Tournament that’s so nasty, we couldn’t keep it all on one blog. Oh yeah, this is the bracket for the With Leather/Kissing Suzy Kolber Nasty Fetish Final Four.

The Gist:

  • We assembled a selection committee of four people (Punte, Ape, Uff, and Spencer Hall). We had a fantasy draft of fetishes, with order determined at random, to determine seeding. I produced a “cheat sheet” as a guide, but everyone was free to draft any fetish not listed on the sheet.
  • The Punte and Uff regoinals will be posted on With Leather, starting with the Play-In Fetish on Monday. The Ape and Swindle regionals will be posted on KSK. The WL matchups will appear after-the-jump on regular posts. The KSK matchups will appear most likely as quick hits, or jumped posts. It’s up to you to vote for the fetish of your choice; although it’s the Nasty Fetish Tournament, the selection logic is up to you!
  • The Final Four will appear on WL, beginning on Thursday, April 2.
  • More information to come, including definitions for those of you too lazy to look up some of the intense fetish jargon. Listen to the selection show on KSK or see a printable bracket after the jump.

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