Children Used As Napkins (And Tuesday Morning Links)

Written by Brandon Stroud / 04.03.12

Yes, that’s Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas picking his nose and wiping it on a child’s face. It’s the acting out of how Jose Canseco treated me when I tried to get his autograph when I was 7. (Via Sportress.)

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That’s A Dirty Move, Sanchez

Written by Ashley Burns / 01.24.11

Picture semi-related.

While the world picked between the Pittsburgh Steelers and New York Jets in yesterday’s AFC Championship game, Mark Sanchez picked his nose and wiped it on Mark Brunell. The Steelers, of course, went on to win the game 24-19 and will play in their third Super Bowl in six years, but because I have the mind of a 5th grader, I’m only focused on Sanchez’s booger wiping. And yes, I did win a prize for being the 1 millionth person to make a Dirty Sanchez joke. What did I win? *points to crotch*

Players notoriously play pranks on each other, so I’m sure this was a good-natured ribbing between the Jets starting QB and his veteran backup. But come on, Sanchez! Act like you’ve wiped a booger on a guy before. Only an amateur gets busted. Peyton Manning and Tom Brady would have not only wiped their boogers on their backups without them noticing, but they would have put them on their faces. Sure, you beat them both in the playoffs, but did you win what really matters? No sir. You have a lot of learning left to do, Mark.

Video after the jump…

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USF Fan Needs No Concessions Stand

Written by Ashley Burns / 11.22.10

This weekend’s college football action was pretty uninspiring, but mainly because I barely watched any games, since I was in a drunken stupor on Bourbon Street for roughly 50 or so hours. But in between 3-for-1 beers and drinking shots out of the mouths of chubby waitresses, I remembered watching the USF-Pittsburgh game and wondering aloud, “Did that USF fan just pick his nose and eat it?” Because, you know, I’m fascinated by this sort of intellectual conversation.

But you bet your ass my eyes weren’t lying, and thanks to my good buddy Vic we have some footage of our latest booger-eating culprit. While the Bulls lost to Pitt 17-10, this lucky fan will live on infamy with some of the greatest booger eaters in sports history. So join us, won’t you, for this journey through the With Leather Booger Eater Hall of Fame (and feel free to remind me of any glaring omissions)…

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Introducing the NBA Booger Cam

Written by Weed Against Speed / 04.09.10

Booger Cam

If I were forced to select my favorite player between James Posey and Stephen Jackson, I suppose I would have to go with Posey. The guy clearly knows how to set a pick.

I suppose this means that Posey and Jackson aren’t buddies, because as the old saying goes, “You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose,” and Posey is almost knuckle-deep in Jackson’s nostril.

What do you mean booger jokes aren’t funny? These bits were (nose) gold, Jerry, (nose) gold!

[H/T Skeets]

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