The St. Louis Rams tried their hardest to put up one last fight in this incredibly disappointing season, as they scored 17 points in the 4th quarter to make the NFC West champion San Francisco 49ers really sweat over earning the No. 2 seed in the playoffs and a first round bye. Ultimately, the 49ers, led by my NFL MVP pick David Akers – he only kicked two more field goals and threw a touchdown, nothing special – defeated the Rams 34-27, and that’s awesome if you’re a 49ers fan but it sucks for Rams fans. Thankfully, one Fox Sports cameraman gave Rams fans a ray of light for their New Year.

During the third quarter, the cameraman in question caught bosomy Rams cheerleader Holly (seen above) on camera and gave her the completely unnecessary but totally appreciated slow motion treatment. Who says miracles only come at Christmas?

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As always, I love me some world records, and we are never suffering from a shortage of ridiculous world record attempts with so many people desperate to achieve some sort of fame. Of course, it’s not always about attention-starved people. Sometimes when I’m casting a spotlight on these record attempts I tend to ignore the records that are broken for a greater cause, and that’s not cool, bro, because people who do stuff for charities or causes deserve their attention. So that was the first thing I looked for when I started looking for this week’s big world records.

But then, without any real surprise, it turned into the same old parade of “They can’t be serious” records, and they’re all always serious. Instead of talking about some guy’s cricket world record or how the 2012 Summer Olympics in London are predicted to have the most world records ever or how Jonah Chesum demolished the previous paralympics world record at the All Africa Games, we’re going to talk about what really matters – boobs.

Join us, won’t you, for this week’s greatest world records.

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Tammy Morris is a woman with vision and passion. And her vision and passion both involve the idea of women having dollar bills crammed in their cracks for the purpose of giving horny businessmen boners. She’s hosting the 2010 Miss Pole Dance Canada competition next weekend, and she’s hellbent on proving that pole dancing is a legitimate fitness routine that doesn’t have to involve stripping and grinding and boner-inducing, despite, you know, being created by women who are strippers, grinders and boner-inducers.

Tammy’s competition is unique in that it won’t allow “g-strings, nudity or provocative gestures.” Responded Pacman Jones, “Well, what the f*ck?” Sixteen women will grease their way to Vancouver, British Columbia on Saturday to show off their “fitness” skills. And to prove that it’s all about the workout and not about bouncing titties, only four of the girls competing have experience as strippers. What’s that? They prefer to be called exotic dancers? Well their dads would have preferred to have sons.

Report to the stage in five minutes, UPI, but up next we’ve got Jasmine and her filthy erotic python:

Morris has turned the sexy adult-entertainment style of dance into a legitimate workout regimen becoming booming business across North America, the newspaper said.

Morris says the pole will eventually be de-sexualized at the gym.

In related news, 6 million Japanese men just bought gym memberships in Vancouver.