Presenting the best thing you’ll see all day: the Wunder Boner. Minus boobs, it’s got everything you could ever want in a televised ad: a sweet ‘stache and mullet combo. Fish guts. The word “boner.” I especially like the part where the fat loser looks at the Wunder Boner and says, “My wife would like that.” I bet she would, pal. I bet she would.