BOBSLEDDER’S EYE SURGERY NOT CONSIDERED ‘PERFORMANCE ENHANCING’?

Written by JOSH Z / 03.01.10

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Steve Holcomb may not become the household name that he probably deserves to be. The gold medalist didn’t lead the four-man bobsledding team to victory until the final weekend of the Olympics, when all of America was enraptured with our gold medal run in men’s undergoing eye surgery that, as reported by NBC, was not approved by the FDA. But nobody has a problem with this. In fact, Holcomb was lauded as a national hero for piloting an American sled to its first gold medal since 1948. And that’s the way it should be.

But consider this: Holcomb received medical enhancement that significantly altered his ability to perform in his sport. Where’s the distinction between that someone who “cheats the sport” by ingesting chemicals? Is this more Tommy John than Ben Johnson? Why even draw a line at all? Just because Holcomb’s advantage doesn’t show up in his pee doesn’t mean that it doesn’t raise his game. What do you think?

ASYLUM POLL: Should Steve Holcomb’s eye surgery be considered ‘performance enhancing?’

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‘BOBSLED BUM,’ THE GIF

Written by JOSH Z / 01.21.10

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At least now I have something to root for in the upcoming Vancouver Olympics. No, not the British bobsled team, but more wardrobe malfunctioning goodness. I could certainly get used to an Olympiad where female athletes literally can’t keep their clothes on. Nice work, Britain. Now if you just open some restaurants in London before noon, you’ll be on your way to becoming a real country again.

I didn’t realize from the original post that the star of this show, Gillian Cooke, actually competed for Scotland in pole vault and long jump before joining Nicola Minicheillo in the sled. I guess I we can see why Nicola made her sit in the back…–Tirico Suave.

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‘BOBSLED CRACK’ INVADES EUROPE

Written by JOSH Z / 01.20.10

This is a video of the British bobsled team getting ready for the Olympics in Switzerland, and all I can say is that I didn’t realize that those suits provided such easy access. Gillian Cooke gives herself a good stretch, and suddenly I feel the need to give myself a good tug, even though it seems a little early in the day for that. Whatever, it’s 5 o’clock in Zurich. Between this and the Venus Willams pic on Deadspin, it’s been a pretty good day for athletes’ wardrobe malfunctions. Not that anyone’s complaining…–Jonathan Sacks/Examiner.

UPDATE: Pics of Gillan with her teammate here. She’s…uh, really a fun girl.

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