Has anyone ever been to a skate park before?  If so, can you tell me what skate parks are made of?  Like, are the moguls and walls made of concrete, or is it possible there’s some soft spongy material I don’t know about?  Because if it’s soft spongy material, then this guy’s face is just fine.

These precious snowflakes need age and wisdom to learn such important life lessons as staying away from other riders in a dirtbike race. Not the spiteful kid bringing up the rear, though. He did well to make sure to run over one of the already downed kids when he reached the pile-up. Make them pay for their mistakes, young Treston, it’s the only way they’ll learn.

Soon after the All-Star break, baseball fans in many cities realize that their team has no chance of winning the pennant (diamond devotees in Kansas City, Tampa Bay and D.C. come to this realization much sooner, around May Day).  When this recognition is made, one wants to hit another human being with the most force possible.  As there are laws against this, one waits in anticipation of the football season to experience the vicarious joy of watching feats such as this:

Wow, that video really was HI-FI, huh?  At least it's a hard hit you probably haven't seen a million times before, so just replay the goodness between the 15-20 second mark to your satisfaction.  Take as needed. -KD