I’ve been silent on this issue for entirely too long. For the better part of 20 years, I’ve waited patiently, building a case against the man who would turn the sports world on its ear with his own shameful act of greed. And now, in the midst of an NFL lockout and a pro basketball apocalypse, I feel that I’m finally ready to step forward and expose the biggest fraud that athletic competition has ever seen.

The identity of this villain might surprise you. It might even shock you. I might fill you with spastic bouts of ennui, but don’t let any of that stop you from hearing THE TRUTH. It might be too late to bring this slimeball, this wretched bastard to justice, but it’s not too late to warn anyone else that might stand in his narcissist, egotistical path. No, I’m not talking about Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, or FIFA president Sepp Blatter, or even former Cincinnati Reds manager Pete Rose. Or even Tom Sizemore, whose portrayal of Rose in that ESPN movie was balls-awful. No, I’m talking about someone much more dangerous, odious, and crass. Someone who almost got away with his deviant ways. Read the rest of this entry »

We all laugh when one person messes up at the start of a race, but what happens if EVERYONE messes up the start of the race? Observe the above video and find out.

Flozell Adams is impressed with that false start.

I also like how whoever was in charge decided not to just restart the whole race but make them adapt to something that wasn’t their fault. I bet he said it builds character or some shit like that. Rub some bleach on it, you wussies!

The slow motion really makes this video. You can watch eight privileged, rich assholes eat ramp at the same time. That’s efficiency.

Via Soul Glo aficionado Tony Reali.