Wait, I’m sorry, the topic of this post is even worse. To show support to the Tampa Bay Lightning, Lightning fans (including BRITNY HERE) “charged the Garrison Channel blue” by dumping 36 gallons of blue dye into the water. A hockey team’s fans try to pump up the hockey team by making water blue, then chant “Let’s Go Light-ning” at the water without the hockey team actually being there. The worst part is that it isn’t even a lot of dye. They didn’t charge the channel blue, they dumped those pool safety urine-away things in the bay and pissed on them in a straight line. I could buy 36 gallons of water from my grocery store for about 36 dollars, toss in about four bucks-worth of blue dye from any Hobby Lobby, and all it leaves me is “out 40 bucks.” But the Lightning are on their way to the Stanlicup!

This story has been sort of shared across the Internet over the last few days, and I wonder why nobody stopped them and said “you know, you’re probably going to look like idiots” before they rented the speedboat.

[Via Puck Daddy]

So the Detroit Lions unveiled their “new” uniforms today, and aside from some rounded numerals, they look like the same pieces of gar-bage that these clowns wore last year. The logo looks like the old logo. I don’t get it. Doesn’t this freaking organization realize that a new logo actually has to be different from the old logo?! What a letdown. There was more climax at the end of Cast Away.

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