Kickoffs for the early games are just around the corner and I’m sure there are some degenerate gamblers out there still hemming and hawing over which teams they should wager their kid’s insulin money on. Fear not, Weed is here for you. And since picking games is as useless a pursuit as cruising the high school parking lot for dates, let’s try a more unconventional method: general cheerleader attractiveness.
That’s right. I’ll be making my picks for the afternoon games based solely on which image of a team’s cheerleader I found via Google Image Search tickles my fancy more. Why not, I say.
Note: did you know that the Chicago Bears, Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, New York Giants and Pittsburgh Steelers don’t have cheerleaders? The hell? Who runs these teams? Boob-hating communists? Consequently, no picks will be made involving games with these jagoff teams. For shame.
