An association of what, exactly?

Because Lingerie Football and the Bikini Hockey League can’t satiate America’s desire to see barely-trained women pretend to play sports in their underwear, the Bikini Basketball Association is about to become a thing.

The Smoking Section’s reaction to the news was YES, PLEASE!, so I’ll take the more weathered approach of staring at the computer screen for a few minutes, breathing deeply and resting my head on the desk. I’ve never understood bikini sports. They were probably a great idea in 1965, but in a world of repeating Brazzers ads I don’t really need almost-naked women bricking lay-ups to get my rocks off. I like sports, but I don’t need to finish mid-game to make them enjoyable. Also, isn’t the Bikini Whatever League sorta passe by now? Do we have to get all the way to Pro Panties Curling before we pack it in?

That being said, I put together a gallery of BBA ladies for your enjoyment, because of course I did. Also, I discovered a little Bikini Basketball League pre-season analysis on a Wu-Tang forum, which sounds about right:

I HAVE THAT BITCH ON MY INSTAGRAM ON THE LEFT SHES A WHoRE POTHEAD

I’ll let you figure out which picture he’s talking about.

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Thanks for failing me, UPROXX Network. The Bikini Hockey League had a Media Day and nobody got me in. The BIKINI HOCKEY LEAGUE. Not having the NHL is totally fine now that I know that strippers who just heard about a bikini hockey league get to play in a bikini hockey league.

A second, even worse video awaits you after the jump. (via Brobible)

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Don Chavez rounded up some images of the 2009 Augusta Hooters Miss Par 3 Bikini Contest. And I guess she’d be called “Miss Par 3″ because once you get her on the dance floor you still have two more whacks to get it in the hole. Watch out for loose impediments…and I don’t have a golf metaphor for “modest cleavage.” Whatever it is, I bet it rhymes with Phil Mickelson. See the complete gallery over there. See my favorites here.

With the Packers' loss today, the Dallas Cowboys have clinched home field advantage in the NFC Playoffs. Let's celebrate with the lovely cheerleaders of America's Team, shall we:

Somehow when I watch this show on TV, I feel like I'm wasting my life. But when I watch it on You Tube, I feel like  I'm conducting important research for the world.  Isn't the internet wonderful?  Merry Christmas sexy readers! Oh yeah, the Patriots are still undefeated, and I suppose they have guaranteed that the AFC Playoffs go through Foxborough, but their cheerleaders were never on the Love Boat. -KD