The annual average temperature in Tokyo is 61 degrees Fahrenheit, but that doesn’t seem to stop anyone from trotting out bikini-clad ladies to the golf course on overcast days. Oh wait, she’s wearing leg warmers, so never mind. Yeah, it’s really important to take the clubhead back low and slow, and then just rip it back into that same groove. And then follow through. Just remember that if you get mud on your balls, you can’t wipe it off, or else it’ll cost you a stroke. Yeah, I was still talking about golf.
It’s another video of a Japanese woman in a bikini playing golf. You know, know big deal. I think I paid more attention to this than I did to the FedEx cup over the last two months. I mean, seriously, how much freaking golf can you expect me to watch? I hope the LPGA is taking some serious notes here. It’s just like them to complain about having TOO MANY Asians on their tour. I happen to know a few gentlemen down by the pier that would pay good money to have a problem like that. They’re sticklers for inventory.
Cage Potato brings us this clip of women demonstrating some mixed martial arts hold. I didn’t really understand what it was since the actual instructor is mumbling in some shoddy English accent and the demonstrators seem to have forgotten their clothing for the day. Oh, that’s too bad. I just demonstrated a different hold on myself, and now it looks like I need a couple tissues. You can follow the link for more videos, and you’ll be ready for the octagon before you know it. By “ready for the octagon” I meant “chafing,” just so we’re on the same page.
|Thanks to the guy that does this blog, whatever his name is|
For both of our lady readers out there that might be wondering, “Do guys really like hanging out with girls that like sports?” First of all, how dare you ask us a sports question while making eye contact. Secondly, the answer is yes, but that kind of thing has a time and place. So when you walk in front of a man and start disrobing, do NOT start talking about sports. And if you DO start talking about sports, take a cue from the lady in the video below, and do it quietly enough so that I have no idea what you’re saying.
