Video analysis: Blake Griffin is awesome at slam dunks.

Personal insight: The hardest part of being a basketball announcer has to be the post-dunk declaration. You don’t have to say anything great — something in the vein of “LeBron James, LIVIN’ LA VIDA LOCA!” would be fine — but it has to be different and dunk-specific every time. If you call a Blake Griffin game you’ve got to have like 25 options written on a piece of paper when you put on the headphones.

For this dunk, “THAT’S A MAN’S JAM!” and “this … is a RACK ATTACK!” were chosen. I’m not one to reinforce gender stereotypes, but a man’s jam would be straight up and straight down as hard as possible, not one with a bunch of twirling, and it wouldn’t call itself what you might call ejaculate. Also, this is a Rack Attack.

And for the record, this is a Woman’s Jam.

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Busted Coverage returns from its latest voyage from the briny depths of the tubes with this undated photo of Kyle Orton getting blitzed in the best way he can deal with while posing with a busty young lass from a Chicago radio station.

Okay, Orton may not be any more inebriated in this photo than he is at any other time, but he's always good for looking the part. And the fact that we don't know the date of the photo won't stop us from irresponsibly positing the question of why Orton can get drunk with impunity and Cedric Benson gets popped in front of his mom.

You might say it's the white skin but in actuality authorities just plain respect a good neck beard. 

Ms. Mammaries has a few other pics with prominent Chicago sports figures, including Brian Urlacher, Michael Jordan, Lance Briggs and Alfonso Soriano, but they aren't in varying states of intoxication and she's not in varying states of undress, so it's up to you to dig through them. She may have a face for radio, but those breasts are at least good enough for a webcam feed to my computer (nudge, nudge, fap, fap).