Today, we’re bringing you the Best of WL from 2009: my favorite posts, and yours, from the last year. It’ll be an excellent precursor to your rampage of irresponsibility on New Year’s Eve.

This is the intro video and music for the University of Alaska-Fairbanks men’s (and women’s?) hockey team, and if you don’t think it’s the greatest thing ever, then we can’t be friends anymore. For future reference, anything with an exploding polar bear terrorizing satellites and detonating airports will get posted here. As long as the polar bear isn’t Muslim. Hey, we have standards around here. via.

Originally published October 1, 2009.

Today, we’re bringing you the Best of WL from 2009: my favorite posts, and yours, from the last year. It’ll be an excellent precursor to your rampage of irresponsibility on New Year’s Eve.

As part of Vancouver’s commitment to excellence in preparing for the 2010 Winter Olympics, the city is allowing a sex trade advocacy group to provide prostitutes with tips on how to deal with incoming media (prostitution is kinda legal in Canada). The Prostitution Alternatives Counseling and Education Society (PACE) has scheduled the media training workshop for November.

The PACE training session will touch on issues like public photography and interview consent.

“We just want (the sex trade workers) to be aware of what their rights are around media, including the fact that it is legal for (media) to take a picture of them on a public street,” [a PACE rep] said.

“And if they do consent to an interview, they can get the questions ahead of time. Things like that.”

There are only two questions you should ever ask a prostitute. “How much” and “Same time next week?” All other communication should be executed in the form of grunting and gesturing. And do you tip prostitutes? Okay, that was three questions.

|CTV Olympics, via Sportress of Blogitude|

Originally posted May 19th, 2009.

Today, we’re bringing you the Best of WL from 2009: my favorite posts (and yours, if you make mention of them in the comments) from the last year. It’ll be an excellent precursor to your rampage of irresponsibility on New Year’s Eve.

I know what you’re thinking, “What’s OJ Simpson has been up to lately.” Pies? You were thinking of pies? Eh, I was close. Anyway, Simpson’s still in jail, where he’s been since he was sentenced to 15 years in prison in December for armed robbery. And it sounds like he’s really starting to fit in with the guys at Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada, according to the National Enquirer:

According to the tabloid, Simpson has told pals, “My cellmate is nuts. He’s a killer, and he hates me. He told me that he is in prison for murder and rape, and he hates my guts because I got away with murdering my ex-wife.

“He’s told me he is going to strangle me in my sleep the first chance he gets.” via.

Sheesh. Roommates, ya know? They’re either drinking all your milk or moving your car keys around or threatening to end your life with their bare hands. You’d think they’d put the rapists together with the other rapists so they could bond over their common ground. Bond against each other’s will, anyway. Seems appropriate to me, as long as one guy isn’t using all the hot water. Thanks, flubby.

Originally published July 25th, 2009.

Today, we’re bringing you the Best of WL from 2009: my favorite posts (and yours, if you make mention of them in the comments) from the last year. It’ll be an excellent precursor to your rampage of irresponsibility on New Year’s Eve.

This is Australia’s own Nicky Whelan, who, according to Wikipedia, was voted two time “sport model of the year,” which I suppose is just standing in front of stuff in a bikini. If that’s a skill, then I applaud her craftsmanship, in a profound, Chinese sort of way. Like the sound of one hand clapping. Clapping my own dingo, that is.

Also from Wiki:

In November 2007, Whelan made a special appearance in Harrow, London to promote sustainable transport and initiatives that benefit the environment. At the event she confirmed that after Neighbours, [Some Aussie TV show in which she starred --Ed.] she has been in discussions over feature films. Recent reports have also linked Whelan to major projects including the next James Bondfilm.^{[citation needed]} She has been recently romantically linked to David Spade.

Whelan is currently filming the movie Hollywood and Wine in Los Angeles. She plays the lead actress along side David Spade.

Seriously, you have no idea how hard it was finding pictures of this girl with her clothes on. Feel free to observe Nicky in her element after the jump. Her attention to detail is without peer, don’t you agree, Mr. President? You didn’t see that, but my penis just nodded in agreement. Read the rest of this entry »

Today, we’re bringing you the Best of WL from 2009: my favorite posts (and yours, if you make mention of them in the comments) from the last year. It’ll be an excellent precursor to your rampage of irresponsibility on New Year’s Eve.

Carlie Christine was the cheerleader coach at Orangevale (CA) Casa Robles High School, but was then fired after school officials were informed that Christine had posed for Playboy and appeared on their site as Cyber Girl of the Week, a title which really sounds more apocalyptic than masturbatory, but that’s just me thinking out loud.

What apparently uncovered the coach was when some girls didn’t make the cheerleading squad because they had a few unexcused absences from school. Their parents then made copies of Christine and dropped the pictures on the principal’s desk.

Christine was then fired from her position at Casa Robles High School.

And obviously there was plenty of phony parental outrage to go around. And the “parents” in the story ASKED NOT TO BE IDENTIFIED, because inflicting your morals on other people is the only bravery that’s required in this world, I guess.

“The girls are supposed to look up their coaches,” says one concerned parent. “The whole football team has seen it.”

Whatever, parents. Everyone knows that cheerleaders are just whores in training from the onset. The link to Christine’s spread is here; it’s NSFW. Until the parents of Casa Robles High get it taken down, anyway. Prudes.

|CBS 13|

Originally posted April 15, 2009.

If college football isn’t your bag on New Year’s Day, there’s always the NHL’s Winter Classic, where they play hockey outside on a baseball field. I love how the NHL does something that everyone else does and then acts like it’s a big deal. Honestly, it’ll look cool for like ten or fifteen minutes, and then you’ll flip it back to football. Whatever. It’s Boston and NHL hockey: two ignorant groups of white people that deserve each other. –NESN.

Tomorrow, we’ll bring you the Best of WL from 2009: my favorite posts (and yours, if you make mention of them in the comments) from the last year. It’ll be an excellent precursor to your rampage of irresponsibility on New Year’s Eve.