Here’s a dog sharing a bit of nose space with a vuvuzela, and he’s none too happy about it. Fortunately for him, he’s a dog, and fortunately for us, someone decided to roll a camera while taking time to have a little fun with their animal.

But the shoe’s on the other paw now, as this crafty canine … look, he craps on the rug, okay? Ha ha, you’re so clever, dog. That carpet looked pretty expensive, too. Hopefully they’ll have hidden that stupid plastic horn by the time the carpet cleaners show up. Poop humor awaits you after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Okay, tip-off for March Madness was a few minutes ago, and from here on out my priority will be drinking beer and watching basketball.  I'll have some more posts through the rest of the day, but my heart won't really be in it, and it will probably be obvious.  Hey, everyone else is fucking off at work, why can't I?

For those of you stuck in an office without beer and television, and with constrictive measures like a "boss" and strict policies against not wearing pants, you have my empathy.  I was once unable to follow the tournament at all, and work was so hectic I didn't even enter a tourney pool.  The NCAA coverage in Iraq that year was woefully slow.  So I consider this karmic payback.

Anyway, use this as your NCAA tourney open thread.  Right now Xavier's up over Georgia 5-2.  Updates not likely.