Chances are if you’ve ever read a post entitled, “The Funniest People on Twitter”, or something to that effect, then you know that comedian Rob Delaney is widely regarded as, well, one of the funniest people on Twitter. In fact, he was even the first ever recipient of the title “The Funniest Person on Twitter” at last year’s Comedy Award on Comedy Central. It’s because of that, I guess, that I don’t mind it when people put us on the same list. *high fives self, sends nude butt photo to ex-girlfriend*

Non-humble bragging aside, Delaney Tweeted us a video that he made, in which he gives a dramatic reading of writer Sam Frank’s take on the scouting reports of the first 50 rounds of the Major League Baseball first year player draft, published in a 2004 edition of Harper’s Magazine. Why is it so funny? It seems that Harper’s had a very unique way or describing young baseball players and their abilities, and like Delaney warns us – “It’s pretty hot.”

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I haven’t owned a video game console since the Playstation 2, but thanks to those creative bastards over in Japan it may be time to change that and install the latest gaming craze – a urinal. Apparently the fine people at SEGA have turned our favorite sports halftime recreation into a competition of its own with a video game that allows us to challenge our friends to literal pissing matches.

While there’s not much context to explain this awesome new game, you can see in the video after the jump that your stream takes on the character of an angry little cherub that is relieving himself into a soda can. Your flow’s strength and volume is detected by a small sensor on the wall of the urinal so you can finally replace that sticker from a sh*tty local band. As your flow decreases, an angry sensei appears and encourages you to not dishonor your family. Sadly, there are no tentacles present.

Video of this game after the jump, be thankful it’s not a live stream *bow tie spins, squirts plastic crotch flower*…

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