Bar Refaeli isn’t the hottest woman in the world; in fact, I’m not even sure I’d put her in my top ten, if you will. But she, as the bald guy in “America’s Next Top Model” always says, takes great pictures. Here, you can see the Israeli supermodel practicing her craft for next year’s swimsuit issue, which my penis tells me will be out next February. Oh sure, getting paid to “stand there and look hot” doesn’t sound tough, but she does it a lot better than I do. via. via.






Some site news for you: We’ll do our weekly power rankings and weekend picks tomorrow morning, and that will be it for the holiday. Until then, enjoy this video from The Superficial of Bar Refaeli squirming around in Ufford’s bed. He wishes. It’s SFW, but you’ll have to confirm that you’re over 18. Or lie. God, whoever thought of that needs to die. (thanks, Crista)
If we don’t see you tomorrow, have a great weekend.
SI Swimsuit Issue cover model Bar Refaeli has been all over New York City this week, making appearances on Letterman and the Today Show, showing up for release parties and promotional events, and even getting totally naked in my dreams. What a lewd little minx!
Below are a bunch of pictures from said events, minus my dreams, which are NSFW and didn’t turn out well when I rendered them in crayon. The airplane, by the way, is a promotion with Southwest and has been dubbed SI One. I guess it’s a little classier than my idea. Hey, I thought it would be cool to drive the Bonermobile around town.