Super Bowl MVP and N’Awleans folk hero, Drew Brees and his wife gave birth to their second son late Tuesday night. Unable to come up with a name, Breesus turned to Twitter Nation for suggestions.

Finally, around 11:30AM on Wednesday, the winning name was reveled. Bowen Christopher Brees. Mom and child are doing well.

Saints GM Mickey Loomis has already begun contract negotiations and is expected to name Bowen the team’s second string quarterback, pushing Chase Daniel to the emergency third quarterback. To clear a roster spot, coach Sean Payton cut kicker Garrett Hartley, because who really needs two kickers?

As a babyfaced young blogger I have experienced the humiliation of waitresses always bringing you the kids menu. Luckily, my fire-dragon temper has ensured that those stupid restaurants will never again make the same mistake. They know I’ll refuse to step foot in their restaurants once more, which is good because there’s no way they’d ever serve me again.

Anyway, something along these lines happened to the young pitching phenom with the face of a Barney co-star Tim Lincecum when he tried to grab a seat next to fellow Giants pitcher Barry Zito at an eating establishment. Unfortunately, our little pitching ace didn’t have the gall to announce, “HEY IDIOTS DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! THERE’S A TWO TIME CY YOUNG WINNER STANDING IN FRONT OF YA AND HE CAN THROW THIS PLATE AT 97 MPH!” Read the rest of this entry »