Dwight Would Like $500 Million, Please

Written by Ryan Walsh / 09.16.10

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Dwight Howard must either be working for the CIA, or have a baker’s dozen of stripper skeletons in his closet, because the Orlando Magic center is filing a lawsuit against his baby momma, Royce Reed, to the tune of $500,500,000 for leaking information to the media. Obviously, Ms. Reed has the money lying around somewhere. Now, the $500 million dollar question is whether he’ll want this money through check, money order, or wheelbarrow.

TMZ has obtained legal docs filed by the Orlando Magic star in Orange County, Florida, in which he claims his baby mama Royce Reed — who stars on VH1′s “Basketball Wives” — leaked dirt about him to the media at least 11 times … thus violating a 2009 gag order.

In the docs, Howard explains that if the leaked stories reached 1,000,000 people — a safe estimate given that the stories were posted all over the Internet — the damages should add up to $500,500,000 based on the terms of their previous agreement. –TMZ Sports

Although Khloe Kardashian will not be on Basketball Wives, I still have an insatiable urge for bacon. On her cast description, Royce claims that, in the future, she wants to start “pursuing her acting career, finding a new man, and mixing with the rest of the basketball wives. Her hardest task with the other wives will be debunking the negative stereotype that the wives have against team dancers” (–VH1) I can only imagine how she’ll debunk any stereotypes against basketball dancers, considering she has a child out of wedlock with a basketball player, using that “fame” to get a spot on a VH1 reality show. That doesn’t make her look like a pom-pom waving, no good hussy at all.

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Baby Momma Drama: CJ Watson Denies Documented Dating

Written by JOSH Z / 09.14.10

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Chicago Bulls C.J. Watson has denied being the boyfriend of a woman who has an out-of-wedlock child with boxing great Floyd Mayweather, Jr. Watson’s name surfaced in a police report made after Mayweather reportedly hit and kicked the woman earlier this month.

But multiple sources close to C.J. — including his father Charles Watson — tell TMZ that the NBA player is only in a relationship with his longtime girlfriend Danielle — with whom he has a child.

C.J.’s dad — who says he talks to C.J. every day — also tells us, “I know for sure that Josie is not his girlfriend … she did some event planning for C.J., but other than that, they have no relationship whatsoever.” –via TMZ.

Point guards have to make good decisions all the time in the NBA, and Watson made another good one here by distancing himself from this mess. We realized that Mayweather didn’t want anything to do with Manny Pacquiao, but surely he’s man enough to punch someone that isn’t the mother of his child. Yeah, I realize that sounds ridiculous, having faith in humanity and all that.

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Cro Has Serious Baby Momma Drama

Written by Ryan Walsh / 08.19.10

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These Spiderman stretches help my boys swim so much faster.

I can only imagine that the life of an NFL Pro Bowler is chock full of baby crazy hoochies. Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie filled us in on the consequences of unprotected sex with numerous said hoochies on last night’s episode of Hard Knocks. Cro fielded hard hitting questions from HBO producers like “What are your children’s names, and how old are they?” Cro has eight kids in total, four of whom are three years old. His seed had produced one more child than retired quarterback Kurt Warner, and one less than incarcerated running back Travis Henry.

Some NFL experts (sexperts?) say Cromartie was brought to New York to be a substitute for the missing-in-action Darrelle Revis, but Rex Ryan was actually more impressed by his pussytubing abilities than anything else. Video after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

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