That jersey is real. It exists, and people wear it when they play hockey. In real life.

It’s the warm-up jersey for 2nd Eishockey-Bundesliga’s Landshut Cannibals, a “second-tier league” that is totally and completely fine with local whorehouses putting their logos on everything. Their primary sponsor is Germany’s Lustra brothel, which you probably figured out when you saw a hockey jersey with nipple silhouettes and a big bone across the middle. Remember last week when I wrote about the Tulsa Oilers having a Batman night? These jerseys are exactly like those, except instead of Batman, they’re for people who pay for sex.

The Reddit user who shared the image didn’t snap a pic of the front of the jersey, but thanks to the folks at Puck Daddy we can verify that yes, they are exactly the same kind of bad:

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Gray Gaulding is a man on a mission. Well, he’ll eventually be a man on a mission once he actually becomes a man. In the meantime, he’s a teenage boy on a mission, and his goal is to break every stock car racing record on the planet. The 12-year old phenom could very well do it someday, once he’s actually old enough to race as a professional. And when he does, he’ll most certainly thank his team’s sponsor – gunbroker.com.

Gaulding’s season has been impressive to say the least, as he’s won 10 of the 30 races he’s driven in this year, cashing in more than $20,000 in earnings. When reached for comment, 12-year old Burnsy stole $5 from his mom’s purse and bought a copy of Penthouse Forum. The Gaulding clan is devoted to Gray’s development as a driver, moving to Virginia so he can race in the Legends Division and also helping him secure the supportive-yet-controversial gunbroker.com sponsorship. In fairness, it’s much better than his original sponsor, underagelapdancekittenkiller.org.

Rubbin’ is racin’, CBS News:

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