♫ HE WENT FOR A SHIT
HE WENT FOR A SHIIIIIIT
JASON PUNCHEON
HE WENT FOR A SHIT ♫

The video’s title — “Jason Puncheon went for a shit!” complete with exclamation point — is equally funny.

Puncheon took the chant well (instead of bursting into tears and running away promising to never shit again, like I would’ve), but I think he should take this and its viral successes to heart and make “leaving the game to poop” his trademark. Just bail whenever he wants, walking away all funny while people cheer. Maybe come back in the middle of it with his pants around his ankles asking for another roll of toilet paper. It’d keep anybody from getting near him, at least.

[via Mentality Magazine]

As Ryan Petzar writes for Philly.com, darts aren’t really a thing you know about unless you’re super into them. That said, holy shit, when you are super into darts it SHOWS.

This is a clip from the PDC World Darts Championship, featuring Michael van Gerwen — a man who looks like Powder and may or may not possess his magical powers — throws an impressive darts combo known as the “nine dart leg.” I’m not going to pretend I know what that is. Anyway, the gist of the clip is that this guy is great at what he does, and the crowd is going ABSOLUTELY F**KING APE for EVERYTHING. You could watch a crowd react like that to a guy calmly drinking a glass of water and get goosebumps.

Check it out for yourself. If you know a lot about darts, feel free to educate us in our comments section below.

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