Damn it, Nationals. You’re just making me fall more in love with you every day. This latest debacle from America’s Team involves outfielder Austin Kearns sliding safely into “first and a half base.” And then he goes quasi-fetal after getting caught in the pickle and just waits to be tagged. It’s too bad this happened on the road. If he would have done this in Nationals Park, they would have scored it as a home run. Because Washington’s corrupt, see.

|From The Bog, via Maj, for being my favorite chosen person in all the land|