
Jose Canseco is currently a 48-year old independent league baseball player, which translates to a guy with a lot of time on his hands. Thankfully, he spends most of that time on Twitter, either attacking his haters or trying to win back the heart of his beloved Leila Shennib or meticulously organizing his eventual campaign for president. Of course, he can’t be president, because he was born in Cuba, but that won’t stop him. Nothing will stop him. After all…

The drawback of Twitter is that it only allows us 140 words of Canseco wisdom at a time, but thankfully the people at Vice decided to do the smartest thing possible and give Canseco his own regular column, JOSÉ CAN SAY SO. And the result is pretty damn great.
