For every beginning there is an end.

That’s the tagline for Final Destination 2. In case part of their audience considered that philosophy, the second tagline is

More Speed. More Horror. More Death.

…and I’m guessing “these people are dying and Lol it is crazy” is right behind. Anyway, The Dugout returns (in 3-D! Not really) with part two of SFinal Destination, from guest writer Bill Hanstock. If you didn’t read part one, please be sure to do so before reading today’s strip because it picks up right where part one left off without any exposition. Kinda like Final Destination 2. The real humor in this is knowing that while the injuries have been exaggerated a bit, literally everything going on in these comics happened in real life. Even Brian Wilson’s face.

Please click through and enjoy the comic. The thrilling conclusion happens tomorrow.

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Orioles infielder Aubrey Huff had himself a nice little interview with Bubba the Love Sponge on Sirius Satellite Radio in which he commendably called Baltimore a "horseshit town," estimated that he had slept with between two hundred and three hundred women, and talked about how he prefers masturbating to preparing for whatever opponent he might be facing.

Bubba: "Now Aubrey, do you jack off a lot on the road, like when you're not with your wife."
Huff: "It's all I do. It's all I do. You guys have no idea how much downtime there is in baseball. You wake up from a hangover about 1 o'clock."
Producer shouts: "In the afternoon?"
Huff: "Oh, yeah! Lemme tell you this. When you are hung over, how horny are you? I'm horny, when I'm hungover, I'm horny. So I'm just gonna beat off. And that's all I do."

As you can probably imagine, some PR people had heart attacks over this, and Huff backpedaled about his comments.  And good thing, too.  Morning radio is no place to discuss your lewd womanizing ways and frequent masturbation.  Save that for the blogs, mister.  And calling Baltimore a horseshit town is unnecessary and demeaning.  To horseshit.

[FanHaus]