Pierre Ludovic Duclos Lasnier is currently the No. 334 ranked men’s tennis player in the world, and it doesn’t take a huge tennis fanatic to know that’s awful. With an ATP career singles record of 1-3, the highest ranking that the 27-year old Duclos has ever achieved is No. 229, and that was about one year ago. But despite that awful mediocre ranking and record, Duclos is still considered the best men’s tennis player in all of Quebec and the sixth best tennis player in all of Canada. So he has that going for him.

And now he’s probably going to be the best tennis player in all of the Florida penal system, because Duclos was just arrested for soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl in Sarasota. Someone better start learning how to sharpen the handle of a tennis racquet.

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Few things gets us Interweb bloggy types more fired up than when an athlete gets arrested, as it gives us a chance to be indignant, poignant and self-righteous if that athlete hurt another person (or worse) or it allows us to make endless jokes at that athlete’s expense. More than anything, I think we love when athletes get arrested because they give us awful mugshots, like the Todd Helton YOLO face seen above.

How exactly did Helton’s consistent bat land him in the police blotter this week? *makes drinking motion with hand, pinky out* Allegedly.

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