Among other highlights from last night’s Super Bowl, Fox made sure that we were repeatedly aware that there were some pretty big stars in attendance. For instance, NFL legend John Madden was sitting next to George W. and Laura Bush, while Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore sat behind them. Wait, how did the guy with the most Twitter followers get backseat to Bush and Condoleezza Rice? Ashton is so beloved that he should have been able to sit on Aaron Rodgers’ shoulders, dammit.

But stealing the show for the celebs were New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and aging Batman villain Cameron Diaz, who were shown as Diaz was feeding popcorn to A-Rod. It was really quite adorable, especially the way she sprinkled the HGH on each kernel ever so gently.

Video after the jump…

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School officials at the University of Iowa have filed a report with the NCAA admitting recent wrongdoing in regards to men’s basketball recruiting. Last month, high school recruits were visiting during a football game, and they were introduced to former Iowa basketball greats, Reggie Evans and Dean Oliver. And while that may sound like small potatoes, it only gets worse. Turns out the recruits were led to a private suite at Kinnick Stadium, and awaiting them were the most despicable, deplorable recruiting degenerates in college football history – Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.

Fresh off their marriage-on-the-rocks-saved-by-love-for-freaky-deaky-sex-scandal, Ashton and his grandma wife were more than willing to meet with Hawkeyes basketball recruits Josh Oglesby and Marcus Paige at the September 11 game between Iowa and Iowa State. Kutcher attended Iowa with the dreams of becoming a chemical engineer to develop a cure for his brother’s rare heart disease, but he eventually left to pursue a career in professional Tweeting instead.

Turn that trucker hat sideways and punk Wilmer Valderrama, Des Moines Register:

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