Cameron Diaz was on Kimmel, and instead of boring everyone with talk of her new movie she decided to talk about porn. Cameron Diaz, apparently, loves porn, which sounds better than having sex with A-Rod who, remember, was busted for so-called PEDs in 2005. His balls are probably the size of Skittles right now. Yeah, hotel room porn sounds a lot better than actual sex with that guy.
Since ABC televised the Oscars last night, Jimmy Kimmel managed to get a handful of big-time guests for his show following that telecast. And he also got some of the hottest women in Hollywood to take part in this spoof workout video that he put together. Jessica Biel, Minka Kelly, and even old WL fave ScarJo is in it, among others, and if Kimmel wasn’t wearing an ass-tastic thong here you could almost whittle your afternoon away watching this.
And Kelly Ripa has some terrifying talking abs. No wonder Regis is quitting. Watch it after the jump, or if you’re stuck someplace without Flash, like at work or on an iPad, we have stills for you as well.
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“Attack Of The Show” is following me on Twitter, which is sweet, because that’s one of the shows that I’ll actually watch on TV. They haven’t missed a beat since Candace Bailey came on, either. Anyway, Chris Jericho came on, and he was wearing a scarf. This guy was a WWE champ, an icon for ECW and WCW, but that’s all over now, isn’t it Scarf Boy? It’s kind of amazing, really. I didn’t even realize that Jericho had a neck.
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Really, the only reason anyone would want to play for the Knicks would be to maximize your endorsement opportunity in America’s largest television market. Carmelo Anthony–fresh out of his baby blue Denver uni–isn’t the only one taking advantage of this. His wife, La La Vazquez, is lining up prospects of her own.
La La Vazquez, whose last reality show “La La’s Full Court Wedding” chronicled her extravagant wedding to Anthony, will star in a new VH1 reality show, “La La’s Full Court Life.”
“I’m just glad to be back home,” the Brooklyn-born Vazquez said. “[It] feels like I’m in a dream.”
The show is slated for ten episodes, which sounds about nine and a half episodes too long. “Hey, look at all my money. Carmelo’s on a road trip in LA and he’s totally not cheating on me! Girls, let’s get our hair did!” The end. I’ve seen Shake Weight commercials longer than that.
You probably don’t remember those really terrible high school hurdlers from November, but they had a second shot at athletic glory on “Tosh.0″ earlier this week. It says a lot about this show that the two best jokes in the whole skit are a quip about a nickname of one of the girls and a sight gag at the end. And yet people are creaming themselves over this show. “Oh, man! It’s all the stuff from the internet, but on TV!”
I would totally get my own TV show if I wasn’t fat, bald and so disdainful of makeup.
I have it on good authority that David Letterman is still alive, and the fact that he’s still appearing on nightly television where the audience claps instead of laughs. There was more clapping when Letterman brought out the SI swimsuit models for his nightly Top Ten list.
Alyssa Miller, who I guess I’m now stalking in my free time, did No. 4, and she was right: acting is in her blood. I’d like to see her play a talk show host serial killer. What show? Oh, it doesn’t matter. I’ll settle for a Letterman-inspired character’s demise for now until the real Dave has the decency to put us out of our misery.
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