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49ers Fans Voted No. 1 In Refusing To Leave A Playoff Game After Being Pepper Sprayed - I don’t care how much football is happening, if I get sprayed with pepper spray I’m either slitting throats or being driven the hell home sobbing. No inbetween. [Bay Bridge Banter]

Shank So Hard University - A celebration of karma coming back to haunt Joe Flacco for that “you guys should heap more praise on Joe Flacco” interview. At least Tebow seems like a cool guy when he’s done sucking dick at quarterback. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Your NFL Recap: 10 Things Learned From Championship Sunday - Thing 11: Don’t be Joe Flacco. Thing 12: If Joe Flacco says you should be talking more about Joe Flacco, ignore him and write some more about Tom Brady. Tom Brady is the baddest man on the planet. [Smoking Section]

Caring Is Easy. Apathy Is Work. - Putting this Joe Paterno business into context the only way I understand. Probably the only thing written about this online that made me go “sh*t, he’s totally right”. [@KillPrint]

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NBA Dance Party - Just one picture, but one you’ll never forget. I could probably write a novel about it. [Buzzfeed]

Final Fantasy XIII-2 Demo: Finally, Skyrim Meets Pokémon - If modern Finals Fantasy was 10% as fun as either of those games I wouldn’t have abandoned it when Yuna became a pop singing tomb raiding ninja. TELL GOOD STORIES, SQUARE. [Gamma Squad]

Justin Bieber Is Obsessed With The 1996 Mark Wahlberg Film Fear - As we all SHOULD be. I hope if he remakes it he carries over Marky Mark’s accent. His pronunciation of “Mister Walker” as “missaWAHkah” is the best part. OH NO MISSAWAHKAH I WOULD NEVAH DO DAT TO YA DAUGHTAH. [Film Drunk]

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This is Australian archer Erika Anear, and she’s the best thing to happen to archery since Rambo putting those explosive tips on his arrows in First Blood Part II. Read the rest of this entry »

An eleven-year-old Chinese boy named Liu Cheong is somehow alive after a classmate shot an arrow THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKET during archery practice at school. From Sky News (via Sports Rubbish):

“If the arrow had been shot with just a bit more force, it would have come out the back of his head,” said medics at Jida Hospital in Changchun, eastern China.

Surgeons chipped away at parts of the boy’s skull for more than four hours to remove the arrow, which had sunk more than four inches into his head.

They even had to cut away part of the shaft just to get the boy in the CT scanner.

Cut away part of the shaft just to get him into the CT scanner?  Happens to me all the time.  Damn this regenerating 18-inch cock.  It’s like a starfish arm with a taste for boobs.

The hot new pictures sweeping the blogging world are of Sara Boberg, a Swede who many blogs are claiming is on the country's "Olympic crossbow team." 

It's times like this when I wonder how people can be so lazy and stupid but still manage to operate a computer.  I'm pretty dumb, but even I can figure out enough to cross-check names against the Olympic athlete database.  And whaddaya know, Sara Boberg isn't on the Swedish Olympic team at all. 

Oh yeah, there's also the annoying little fact that "crossbow" isn't an Olympic sport.  It never has been.  But I guess someone saw Sara Boberg, saw her boobs, and saw the word "crossbow," and that was all the research they needed.

Anyway, the original source of the photos — and most likely the "crossbow" idiocy — is this NSFW forum, which also shows Boberg on a medal podium and with a quiver of arrows, so I think it's safe to say she's an archer.  A very very naked archer.  Sorry, but I happen to think people should get the details right.

Mmmmm… horse racing and archery — two great tastes that go great together!  Yes, at long last, Hungarian master Lajos Kassai has reinvigorated the ancient Mongolian practice of horseback archery as a sport.

The archery technique used in the sport is the more than two thousand year old instinctive archery rather then [sic] the 50 year old modern archery, that lays the emphasis on the equipment, using more and more devices on the bow such as arrow rest, sight, [and] stabilizers. Shooting from the middle of the chest might be a disadvantage on the ground but it is the only successful method from horseback.

Well, this is disappointing.  When I heard they combined horseback riding and archery, I figured everyone in the stands at the Belmont Stakes got a bow and arrow to fire at the track.  But I guess that would break some kind of law for being too awesome or something.

Something tells me this robust archer doesn't hunt game with his mighty bow: 

What a shot!  It looks like Baby Huey employed the "3-Fingers-Under" release there.  It's also called the "Apache" release by some archers.  Hmm, three fingers under the shaft?  If a lovely bowstress has me in that release grip, I call it "Rounding Third and Heading for Home". -KD