Here’s the LPGA’s Anna Rawson in the newest Go Daddy commercial, complete with the “see the unrated version” tag at the end, making you think, “Ooh, there gon be sum boobies,” but seriously, there will be no boobies. They just want you to go to the site and register that domain you’ve been dreaming about. You think enterprising people like that could do better than Chris Berman’s little brother sitting in a beach chair.
|via Ad Rants; thanks, Matt|
UPDATE: Apparently, Rawson has “her” phone number posted on her web site, and apparently she even returns calls on occasion. It’s 213-785-7675. Call and tell her you want Ufford back.
Aussie golfer and latest GoDaddy girl Anna Rawson is the latest Female Athlete That Hasn’t Won Anything But Still Getting Press For Her Looks. And her camp seems totally cool with that.
“She’ll get more eyeballs from her Go Daddy exposure than she would if she played a whole season on the LPGA,” said her agent Anthony Rodriguez, who met Rawson at a fraternity house while the two attended USC. “There at ten times more eyeballs on those spots than there are people watching the Golf Channel. I mean, for Lorena Ochoa to get on SportsCenter she’d not only have to win a tournament. She would have a shoot a ball off a tree into the hole.”
It’s an excellent point–Rawson’s endorsement income are reportedly among the highest women’s golf– but part of the reason that Rawson got the GoDaddy deal was because she actually competes in a sport. She’s not getting that money if she’s dancing topless around a brass pole in Melbourne. But I’m not bent out of shape about it. The angst about beautiful people that haven’t accomplished anything is reserved for fat, ugly people that haven’t accomplished anything.
Back in December we celebrated the arrival of Aussie golfer Anna Rawson to the LPGA. Now, in an interview with oobgolf (via Hot Clicks), she discusses her difficulties playing in America, fitting in on the LPGA tour ("there are fifty Koreans and they all hang out together"), and finding a reliable caddy. But the choicest sample is when the interviewer completely strikes out:
oob: Do you have a guy currently or is that secret to keep your modeling hotter?
Rawson: No, I'm totally single and I think I need to come up with a new plan. Maybe I need to say I'm married and have four kids because that seems to work.oob: When it comes to a guy what are you looking for? What I really want to know is… what are my chances? Oh- you should know I currently have a mustache.
(Silence… Is the interview over?)
Rawson: Mustaches do not work. They do not fly, unless for fancy dress. No.oob: What about Tom Selleck back in the day?
Rawson: Oh god, it reminds me of my dad when he played football. No couldn't do that. I like smart men by the way. That's my main prerequisite.
A lot of people call me pretentious, which is what jackasses call smart people to make themselves feel better. Also, I couldn't grow a mustache if I wanted to. Boo-yah! Everything Anna could ever want is sitting right here, shirtless behind a laptop, eating cold Spaghetti-Os from the can. What time is it? Hunk-thirty, baby.
