Back in December we celebrated the arrival of Aussie golfer Anna Rawson to the LPGA. Now, in an interview with oobgolf (via Hot Clicks), she discusses her difficulties playing in America, fitting in on the LPGA tour ("there are fifty Koreans and they all hang out together"), and finding a reliable caddy. But the choicest sample is when the interviewer completely strikes out:
oob: Do you have a guy currently or is that secret to keep your modeling hotter?
Rawson: No, I'm totally single and I think I need to come up with a new plan. Maybe I need to say I'm married and have four kids because that seems to work.
oob: When it comes to a guy what are you looking for? What I really want to know is… what are my chances? Oh- you should know I currently have a mustache.
(Silence… Is the interview over?)
Rawson: Mustaches do not work. They do not fly, unless for fancy dress. No.
oob: What about Tom Selleck back in the day?
Rawson: Oh god, it reminds me of my dad when he played football. No couldn't do that. I like smart men by the way. That's my main prerequisite.
A lot of people call me pretentious, which is what jackasses call smart people to make themselves feel better. Also, I couldn't grow a mustache if I wanted to. Boo-yah! Everything Anna could ever want is sitting right here, shirtless behind a laptop, eating cold Spaghetti-Os from the can. What time is it? Hunk-thirty, baby.