I almost said “jumpshots”. Whew!

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Event Recap: NY Giants Super Bowl XLVI Victory Celebration - The best part was when Mark Sanchez showed up. At least that’s what I assume happened. [Smoking Section]

Funny, Sexy And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week - Be sure to check out my cameo in yesterday’s cosplay gallery. Yes, I am nerdy enough to be Hooded Justice for Halloween. [Gamma Squad]

Lindsay Lohan Is Taking This Modeling Thing Seriously - … or at least she’s settled into a nice position as “lady with big boobs who smokes and people take pictures”. There are entire fetish tubes for that. [Smoking Section]

Ten TV Relationships That Should Never Happen. Ever. - I don’t agree with this list. I think Jim absolutely SHOULD cheat on Pam with Vanilla False Pam and become the Big Bad of the show. [Warming Glow]

Trailer: Bourne’s Legacy Gets Renner’d - One day America’s gonna wake up and say “oh my God, Jeremy Renner’s face“. [Film Drunk]

10 Morphing GIFs That Will Have You Seeing Double - This gallery has really spot-lit the fact that Orlando Bloom’s head is the size of a lima bean. [UPROXX]

25 Animals Who Think They’re People - Be the baby, kitty. BE THE BABY! [Buzzfeed]

The Funniest Anti-Gay Counter-Protests - If you hate gay people enough to make a condescending posterboard sign about it, stop picketing funerals and go to a pro wrestling show. [HuffPost Comedy]

Movies That Should Get the 3D Treatment - This should be a link to a blank white page. The only movies that should exist in 3D are Hugo and that Jaws movie coming out in 2015. [Adult Swim]

Nazi Moon Film More Popular Than Angelina Jolie - That’s a solid headline if I’ve ever read one. [Moviefone]

The Best Films You Never Want To See Again - Sorry, Pajiba, I want to see The Godfather at least several more times. Part II as well. Part III I could live without. [Pajiba]

The Phantom Menace Sucks, But These Posters Don’t - They didn’t finish the headline: “…Do Anything To Make Me Want To Pay To See It Again”. [Unreality]

The Girl Who Loves to Eat Plastic Will Haunt Your Dreams - /glares [Brobible]

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The Bizarre Twitter Obsession With Tim Tebow Possibly Having Herpes - Apparently Twitter has never heard of cold sores. Ron Mexico has herpes AND murdered a bunch of dogs, let’s stay focused here, people. [Buzzfeed]

Arkansas State’s One-Armed Fan Deserves Props for an Awesome Sign - Well done. Also, it’s fun to pretend “Brobible” rhymes with “probable”. [Brobible]

The Best Of #Jack Donaghy - “I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He’s on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.” [UPROXX]

The World Was A Much Better Place With MTV’s Rock N Jock Sports - Don’t sleep on this gallery of pants Dan Cortese has worn. MTV should bring this back, but first they’ve got to seem like they’re run by human beings again. [With Leather]

Jay-Z Delivers New Song “Glory” For Baby Blue Ivy - Nas should record a Blue Ivy diss track, now. Jay whimpering about how beautiful his daughter is really puts those SHE’S THE DAUGHTER OF THE ILLUMINATI SATAN rumors into perspective, doesn’t it? [Smoking Section]

“Shameless” Season Two Review: Emmy Rossum Now Even More Naked than Ever - I love how HBO and Showtime have basically just turned into the Mr. Skin Network. Emmy Rossum should try filming an episode with her shirt on and see if the show gets any better. [Pajiba]

Kenny Powers Is Back. Thank God. - “You know what? I can already tell that I don’t like you. And I’m probably not gonna like you no matter how many pull-ups or push ups you can do.” [Warming Glow]

Here’s The Ghost Rider 2/He-Man Mashup Absolutely No One Saw Coming - Solid, but not as good as the Four Non Blondes/He-Man mash-up (though few things are). [UPROXX]

What’s With The Devil Inside’s Ending? - I hate this so much I can barely put it into words. This is the Lynchburg Virginia Haunted House of movies. Sure, the house is great, but there’s a dude waiting to tell me to go to his church and get keen on Jesus at the end. [Film Drunk]

Is Spanish Actress Lina Sanz Angelina Jolie’s Long Lost Twin? - I bet Angelina Jolie is really tired of people sending this to her. I also bet she’s never used a computer, and sends e-mails via courier. [The FW]

The Largely Depressing Fates Of 10 Iconic Child Actors - If the people who wrote this think Chunk losing weight and becoming a lawyer is depressing, they should read about what happened to the little girl who voiced Ducky in The Land Before Time. THAT sh*t is depressing. [FARK]

Altering More Childhood Memories with Betty Rubble and Wilma Flintstone Cosplay - Forget Betty, Pebbles circa ‘The Pebbles & Bamm-Bamm Show’ is where it’s at. [Unreality]

He’s won the Heisman Trophy, two BCS National Championships and had his pants sell for $5,000 on eBay, but now Denver Broncos sorta-quarterback Tim Tebow is winning the awards that really matter … like the fifth annual Zillow Celebrity Neighbor Survey. Yes, that is a thing. It “asks Americans which celebrities they would most like to have as their neighbor, as well as celebs with whom they wouldn’t dare share a fence” and Tebow is on top. The Jersey Shore people are on the bottom, as usual.

From People, with a hat tip to Sportress Of Blogitude:

U.S. adults would most like to be neighbors with Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow, whose unshakable attitude and consistent displays of faith during games (a.k.a. “Tebowing”) has bolstered much media attention during the last year. The survey showed the 24-year-old athlete’s popularity was significantly higher among males (14 percent) compared to females (7 percent).

Celebrity super couples Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux received 10 percent and 9 percent of the vote, respectively.

He’s a kindhearted gentleman and you get an endless supply of footballs lost in your yard!

Also, how funny is it that Justin Theroux is considered one-half of a “celebrity super couple”? I get that he’s dating a lady who was on ‘Friends’, but damn, being Leslie Knope’s worst boyfriend for four episodes and playing a cowboy in Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion don’t make you an A-lister. I agree with most of the rest of the list (including Nancy Grace ranking on both lists, because whatever, people are stupid in both directions), but I would love to have Lindsay Lohan as a neighbor. She’s never home, and when she IS there’s a chance she’ll be naked and falling all over me. Also, it would mean I’m rich enough to live in Lindsay Lohan’s neighborhood.

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With Leather On NFL.Com - Sure, there are links all OVER the page, but we’re right there in the middle. Never thought I’d get quoted for talking about John Cena in a Tim Tebow paragraph on NFL.com, but here we are. The coolest. [NFL.com]

The 10 Must-See Christmas Specials This Month - Is nowhere playing ‘A Garfield Christmas’ this month? Because I don’t want to live in a world where I “must see” ‘Prep and Landing 2: Naughty vs. Nice’. [Warming Glow]

The South Park RPG Sounds Hella Cool - I thought Lufia & The Fortress Of Doom was already a South Park RPG. Oh well, I’ll buy the hell out of this, because you can’t play that crappy Twisted Metal South Park game for your entire life. [Gamma Squad]

5 Depressing Facts About Birdman And Mack Maine’s Billionaire Minds Mixtape - Depressing fact #6: this is neither basketball Birdman nor Hanna-Barbera Birdman. [Smoking Section]

Fox News: The Muppets Is A Liberal Plot! - Man, I’m glad The Goonies wasn’t released when Fox News was around. “Those kids should just accept that their parents are leaving the Goondocks and obey them! Nyeah!” [Film Drunk]

50 Cats Straight Chillin’ With Piles Of Cash - I don’t know, but it involves cats. [UPROXX]

The Best Of Fat #Jonah Hill - This should just be the Walk Hard scene where he talks about how hard it is to masturbate with a ghost hand in its entirety and the Orson Welles reference from Superbad and then nothing else. [UPROXX]

46 Cultural Moments That Defined 2011 - Buzzfeed hates December and doesn’t want it included in any of these lists. [Buzzfeed]

Famous Album Cover Locations As Seen In Google Street View - Pretty awesome. Anybody know where they took the pic for the cover of ‘Cracked Rear View’? [FARK]

Angelina Jolie Graces the Cover of Newsweek, Gives America Lethal Dose of the Heebie-Jeebies - The hell is going on with this? I’m gonna go look at my DVD of Hackers for a while. [Pajiba]

Pretty Damn Cool Animated Comic Book Covers - All they need is an antiquated Stan Lee voice-over about “shpidah man!” I want 10,000 more of these. [Unreality]

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Louis C.K.’s Tribute to George Carlin - This is awesome. As a sheltered kid, I never really understood Carlin, and then I got to a certain age and went “wait a minute, what the f**k is my problem”. I’m going to do that with Mitch Hedberg in like a year. I’m terrible at appreciating stand-up comedy. [Warming Glow]

Film Drunk Scene Breakdown: Stone Cold - One of these days I’m going to convince Danger to write over here more and do scene breakdowns for like, quarters of football. Or episodes of SportsCenter. [Film Drunk]

20 of the Creepiest Celebrities Without Eyebrows - Angelina Jolie without eyebrows is legitimately one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen in my life, and a good indicator that we need to move away from Angelina Jolie as a sex symbol. Hackers Angelina Jolie, yes, God yes. Older Humanitarian Angelina Jolie, no please. [UPROXX]

The Best and Worst of WWE Raw 9/5 - I’m linking to some of our posts from yesterday in here and hiding them so you don’t notice. Please click through and check this out, because if you don’t, you’ll miss an amazing Our Gang video and a hot girl dressed as a Ninja Turtle. [With Leather]

Soulja Boy Says Sorry to Real Soldiers for Diss Song - Or as I would’ve titled it, “Soulja Boy Tell Em Sorry”. Next, Soulja Boy’s parents should apologize for accidentally creating Soulja Boy. [Smoking Section]

17 Gorgeous Black Cat Cosplay Pictures - Want to hear how weird I am? Spider-Man is my favorite comic book character ever but I always hated Mary Jane and loved Gwen Stacy. Additionally, I didn’t like Black Cat and wanted Pete to hook up with Dagger from Cloak and Dagger. Yep. [Gamma Squad]

Olivia Munn Looked Fantastic While Pretending to Play Golf for Charity - She did, and you should look at it. Meanwhile, Morgan Webb went bowling and nobody gave a sh*t. [With Leather]

Attack of the Show’s Nick Swardson Interview - Presented after the Olivia Munn link as to be Munn-related. My first question would be “Who wanted you?” Second question would be “how do I get them to stop playing Bucky Larson commercials?” [G4TV]

The 20 Worst Lines in Movie History - Needs more “too bad YOU … will die!” from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. [Buzzfeed]

SNL’s Top 15 Sketches from the Last 3 Years - The best SNL sketch ever is “Who’s More Grizzled?”, followed closely by that one where old timey child Chris Farley falls through a hole in the ice and just cusses a lot. [FARK]

How Many People Are Eaten by Sharks in ‘Shark Night 3D’? (and 24 Other Urgent Questions) - Sara Paxton needs to start taking herself seriously. You can only appear in so many Movie Movies and Something Night 3Ds before they don’t care how pretty you are and make you work at Burger King. Same advice to Keeley from “Phil of the Future”. [Moviefone]

Meet the Dog with the Longest Ears in the World - Okay, I will do that! [Daily What]