Dodgers outfielder Andre Ethier is such a foodie that he keeps a blog on mlb.com called Dining with ‘Dre. It’s got all sorts of restaurants reviews with fun insights like:
This isn’t your typical pizzeria…the apps are to die for and don’t disappoint. But first up was the fried squash blossom stuffed with ricotta…one word - UNBELIEVABLE! [...] Next up was Mussel al forno with Calabrian sauce and if you’re a mussel lover like me, then come for these.
Certainly nothing wrong with that. Who doesn’t love a big mussel with Calabrian sauce, am I right fellas? No, what troubles me is this quote from the Wall Street Journal: (via Ben Maller):
Mr. Ethier knows where to find the best throat-meat tacos in Los Angeles, the juiciest Salvadoran papusas and the city’s tastiest Romanian chicken stew.
I understand that I’m not a gourmet, but I’m willing to bet a “throat-meat taco” isn’t some kind of culinary delicacy. I think I know a disgusting Mexican sex act from Urban Dictionary when I see one.
By the way… where CAN I find the best throat-meat taco in Los Angeles?
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The Eagles cheerleaders went someplace sunny and sandy to shoot their forthcoming calendar, and good news, everyone: it's going to be eco-friendly (follow link for slide show).
The Eagles Cheerleaders annual calendar has been widely known for its cutting-edge concepts and style [like that one year, when they... uh... wore bikinis -Ed.], and this year it’s Going Green. The 38 bio-licious women on the squad will be wearing bikinis made of 95% organic cotton and recycled plastic soda bottles as well as jewelry and accessories made from bamboo and other recycled, upcycled and repurposed products such as CDs, computer chips, glass, cable wire, candy wrappers and watch parts.
And yet, all I want the Eagles cheerleaders to do is throw the bikinis away. That's irony you can masturbate to, friends.
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and sisters.
Among the 15 rookies are two sisters from Media - Paige [left] and Danni-Lynn Bell [right] - who are joining their sister, Nikki [center], who made the squad last year.
"I think it's amazing to have three sisters who all have similar interests, all love the performing arts, and all have the qualifications to make the squad," [director Barbara] Zaun said.
You know, I've never quite understood why, as men, we would want twins or regular sisters together in a sexual situation. I mean, the thought of incest turns my stomach. There's no way that sisters making out could be sexy. And yet here's my penis, wishing for exactly that. Love is mysterious thing, my friends.
[More photos and video at the Eagles Cheerleaders' page]
Is that "4th Down" Freddie Mitchell stepping out at a Vegas nightclub? According to my sources, it certainly is. And it appears that his lovely date has undone a button for every wide receiver more talented than him that was picked after him in the 2001 NFL Draft. Yes, there's a button for Steve Smith, one for Chad Johnson, and even one for Reggie Wayne. Why was this scene important enough to photograph? It seems George Clooney's girlfriend (above) was at this soirée as well - she looks like a fun girl. Anyway, enjoy clicking through the whole gallery of party-goers while I attend to some assistant editor duties (i.e. recuperate from hangover). Careful, some of the pics aren't even safe for your day of rest.
By the way, Clooney is starring in a new pigskin film - you can read an expert review at Film Drunk. The movie is about football, so that's why I'm mentioning it. The pigskin reference? I was talking about Renee Zellweger. -KD
The Philadelphia Eagles cheerleading squad is widely recognized by overweight masturbators as one of the most attractive in the NFL, and I'm pleased to report that they held open call auditions this past weekend. You can see a full gallery of the action here, although why you'd want to I don't know. It's the same as every other cheerleader gallery. Just a bunch of wallflowers with glasses and mousy brown hair wearing sweatpants and discussing the Bronte sisters.
The team is not yet finalized, however, and you can attend the finals on April 15th for a mere $20, as long as your parole officer doesn't find out.
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