Back in January, this picture of Gators QB Tim Tebow with a brunette stacked like three Jenga towers set the Internet on fire. Message board traffic was varied and unreliable (shocking, I know): she was Tebow's girlfriend, but they weren't having sex because of Tebow's devout Christianity. Or she was actually dating someone else, which made her photo with Tebow a huge source of frustration for her boyfriend.
Bottom line: who cares? She's back is all that matters…. or is she? A mildly retarded tipster claims that this is the mystery girl having a dip "at the lake"… which isn't exactly the specific information I'm looking for, but that's not going to stop me from going to every lake in America to see if she's still there. Other people might say this is pin-up Lucy Pinder.
Eh, I don't really care. It's not like my penis discriminates.
UPDATE: Now that my heart rate is back to normal, some careful examination makes me think that this is probably Lucy Pinder, although I'm not 100% certain. I suppose technically this should be some kind of embarrassment for me, but honestly? I have no regrets whatsoever about posting this. It pretty much made my day.