I’m not married, but for the longest time my wedding bucket list has included:
1. Get married in a castle.
2. Get fired from my job on the day of my wedding.
3. At some point during the reception, the bride gets punched in the face.
4. Police are called more than once.
5. Lobster dinners are thrown.
In what might be the most hilariously European story ever reported, ex-Newcastle United player Danny Guthrie has lived my dream wedding. During his wedding to girlfriend Rebecca at Allerton Castle, an estate near Harrogate, Yorks, violence erupted, a guy tried to break down the door to get in and everything on that list happened. The lobster hurling is is like, 80-20 true. His Twitter says the story is “gossip gossip gossip”, but I’m moving forward believing he got married, had a bad day and watched his life turn into the last minute of any Three Stooges film.