In perhaps the greatest crime discovery in the history of modern justice, the New York Times has reviewed the New York City Police Department’s news releases, surveillance videos, suspect sketches and other media reporters to discover that criminals in the Big Apple support the New York Yankees. Over the past decade, more than 100 criminals have been arrested while wearing some sort of Yankee garb. In New York City, no other sports team was worn more than the Yankees. Truly a shocking revelation.
While the report points out that the Yankees hold more than a quarter of the market share for Major League Baseball merchandise, nobody can quite figure out why criminals in New York choose to wear a Yankees hat more than the Mets, who only had 12 criminal fans in the last 10 years. Well, while they try to figure it out, I’m gonna go pick up 13 different Yankees fashion caps from Champs.
There has to be a reason for this strange phenomenon, though, New York Times: