Happy October 19th! Season 4 of NBC’s woefully-undersupported-by-anyone-without-a-Tumblr ‘Community’ begins tonight!

To celebrate, this week’s Sports On TV column looks back at the 20 greatest sports moments from the show’s first three seasons. It’s a confusing mass of spaceships and ‘Glee’ slams and paintball epics, and it’s absolutely worth revisiting and celebrating.

Here’s the best way to enjoy tonight’s premiere: read this column. Click the like button. Share it on Reddit or Facebook or Tumblr (especially Tumblr). Drop a comment in the comments section about your favorite episodes, moments, quotes and character pairings. Come up with a fun name for them (suggestion: StarPelt). Flip through the 20 greatest sports moments dozens of times over the next few hours. Then, totally forget that ‘Community’ actually comes on television and decide to watch it on Hulu tomorrow morning. Because guess what? That’s the only way ‘Community’ has ever worked.

Please enjoy ‘Community’s’ 20 Greatest, Streets Ahead Sports Moments.

Read the rest of this entry »

In a story that is extremely relevant to my interests, the first pitch at Thursday’s San Diego Padres/Los Angeles Dodgers game at PETCO Park was thrown out by Crystal, aka “that one monkey from everything,” aka Annie’s Boobs from ‘Community’. You may remember Crystal from such roles as Dexter in the Night At The Museum franchise, Donald The Monkey in Paul Blart: Zookeeper or Dr. Rizzo in the television series ‘Animal Practice’. You may also already be scrolling down to check and make sure there are actual boobs in this post.

Jason over at Sportress Of Blogitude grabbed a few Instagram photos of the MONKEY TROUBLE~ (note: not the monkey from Monkey Trouble) going down at PETCO, which you can check out below. One features Crystal adorably holding a baseball. Two others feature her taking a dump on Yonder Alonso’s shoulder, probably.

Also amazing: video of Crystal’s “first pitch” and trip to the announce booth.

Read the rest of this entry »

I’ve been to a lot of boring baseball games, and I’ve seen fans soldier through the lulls in action by reading books, playing video games and pretty much anything else besides “watching baseball”. Now, thanks to this clip from Deadspin, I’ve seen a guy pass the time by making blowjob faces.

It happened during Tuesday night’s weather-delayed game between the Chicago Cubs and the Pittsburgh Pirates. During the ninth inning, this gent goes full Pornhub with every blowjob pantomime variation he can muster, including the straight-up gag and double-dong swordfight. It’s at least as interesting as a 3-0 Cubs loss.

Security eventually wises up to his show, but not before he makes Comcast’s slow-motion replay and becomes an Internet superstar. You’re the next Michelle Jenneke, guy! Thanks for making “Chicago Cubs blowjob” a viable search option, I guess.

If you’re reading this, Chicago Cubs Blowjob Guy, I recommend spending your next 9th inning going full Annie Edison:

Read the rest of this entry »

Just leave the poor guy alone to get shot by sex arrows and masturbate with his Jesus stripper pole. (On a serious note, how amazing is the “click like if you think Tim Tebow mastrubates” request?)

- Follow us on Twitter @withleather
- Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy
- Like us on Facebook.

Links

Alison Brie’s 10 Most Internet Bait-able Moments |UPROXX|

2012 NBA Playoffs: 16 Players To Watch |Smoking Section|

First Pictures from Tarantino’s Django Unchained (!!!) |Film Drunk|

When Twitter Gets Racist: How Should We Deal With The Attack On Joel Ward? |With Leather|

Star Wars Infographics Have The Information Every Jedi Needs |Gamma Squad|

Dogs that Look Like ‘Game of Thrones’ Characters |Warming Glow|

Here Are A Bunch Of Dogs Getting Freaked Out By The ‘Dexter’ Theme Song |UPROXX|

Society Hits New Low: Ke$ha Tweets Photo of Herself Pissing On the Street |UPROXX|

Kobe’s Advice To Blake Griffin: “I’d Smack The F*** Out Of Somebody” |Smoking Section|

An Incomplete Guide to “Quoth the Raven” puns in reviews of The Raven |Film Drunk|

Read the rest of this entry »

I will always support Liberal Bee Jays. I hope their farm team is named ‘Agreeing To Anal’. (via SOB)

- Follow us on Twitter @withleather
- Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy
- Like us on Facebook.

Links

Photoshops Assemble! Fun with The Avengers Premiere |Film Drunk|

Ron Swanson And Rorschach Go Together Like Bacon And Eggs |UPROXX|

Look Out, Alison Brie! |Warming Glow|

New Thor-Filled TV Spot For ‘The Avengers’ Presented By Tony Stark’s Derp Face |Gamma Squad|

TSS Presents Smoking Sessions With Mixed By Ali |Smoking Section|

Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist |UPROXX|

Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman Invades Superhero Movie Posters |UPROXX|

Facebook Looks To Change The Way We Watch Movies With Bob Marley Documentary |Smoking Section|

Frotcast 95: Fantasy Summer Box Office w/Laremy, Thomas Kinkade, Mel Gibson |Film Drunk|

Capybaras That Look Like Rafael Nadal Is Our New Favorite Tumblr |With Leather|

Kid With Awesome Cardboard Arcade Gets College Scholarship |Gamma Squad|

TV’s 10 Most Profitable Shows Include All the Shows You Hate |Warming Glow|

Read the rest of this entry »

Somebody should start a Tumblr that is nothing but hockey players fighting each other over breakfast and justify it as an important part of the game. (Via Cosby Sweaters)

- Follow us on Twitter @withleather
- Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy
- Like us on Facebook.

Links

Backstage With Alison Brie’s Band, The Girls, And Jones Street Station |UPROXX|

‘Game of Thrones’ Recap: ‘The Night Lands’ |Warming Glow|

Twelve Minutes From ‘Lockout’ Is Like Snake Plissken In Space |Gamma Squad|

Dark Knight Rises gets PG-13 Rating |Film Drunk|

A Written History Of The Hoodie |Smoking Section|

The Dugout Opening Days ’12: Miami Marlins |With Leather|

Mad Men Discussion: It Was All A Dream, He Used To Read ‘Ad Age’ Magazine… |UPROXX|

The Best Of ‘Community’s’ #Pillows And Blankets |UPROXX|

Respecting The Hustle Of Kevin Hart |Smoking Section|

Simon Pegg vs. a Spooky Hedgehog |Film Drunk|

The Cuteness Is Strong With This One: Pictures From New Book ‘Darth Vader And Son’ |Gamma Squad|

The Many Faces of Jared Harris, ‘Mad Men’s’ Lane Pryce |Warming Glow|

Read the rest of this entry »