Here’s a new Snickers ad with Colts kicker Adam Vinatieri, and I gotta say, I don’t get it. Okay, so dude kicks the ball–from a hold–straight up into space? And it hits a satellite. And not only does that satellite not burn up on re-entry, but crashes on the same field just yards away from where the ball was kicked. Was he aiming for that satellite? Or was he just being a dick because dude was eating candy on the field? Kickers probably eat candy all the time. It’s not like they’re doing any work out there. Thanks, Samer, via.
An anonymous reader sends this email to me and the fine fellows at Kissing Suzy Kolber, which, in the name of senseless rumor-mongering, I've decided to publish in near-entirety:
I dunno if I'm totally late to this news or what, but I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about the Super Bowl, and she remarked that she would be cheering for the Colts, because she liked Peyton Manning, and she had seen Adam Vinatieri naked.
This gave me pause.
The gist of her explanation was that she had attended South Dakota State University (Go Jackrabbits!) at the same time as Vinatieri, and as a student, he had earned extra money as a stripper for bachelorette parties and the like. My friend had attended such a party, where Vinatieri was the featured attraction, and [she] had seen the full monty, as it were.
I have no photographic evidence to substantiate this claim, but suspect it exists, if one goes looking for it…
Well, anonymous tipster, consider me looking for it. Attention, Jackrabbit alumnae and assorted women of South Dakota: please, send me pictures of Adam Vinatieri's cock. Because otherwise, as a respected news outlet, I can only say that this is a cruel rumor and totally untrue. And nobody wants that.
