I am going to say this one more time, calmly: holy shit you guys, three legged alligators are terrorizing the Zurich Classic.

Regular gators, too, but STUMPY (!) is especially dangerous. He lost a leg at some point in his long, alligator life and is still not afraid to face down a guy in a golf cart head-on. If I am a golfer, the number one goal in my life should be “avoid alligators at all costs.” It’s even more important than golf.

I hope Sterling Archer isn’t watching this.

The announcer’s delivery of “that’s a real hazard right there” should win him a Golf Emmy, if those are a thing.

[h/t to Tony Blogs]

In the spirit of September’s rope swing fail comes THE EXACT OPPOSITE. A bunch of crazy people take a length of rope, a video camera, some dogs and a gross of woolen hats out to a canyon and start rope swinging around in it. Crazy. Make sure to watch for the guy who tries to tight-rope across the canyon and OH MY GOD. (via DOTD)

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I wish I could put this clip into context for you. People who do my job on other sites don’t really like to show their work, and yeah, I know I’m not exactly Stephen Jay Gould over here with my pro wrestling and dick jokes, but every other site this appears on tossed it up with THIS IS FUNNY or SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE FUNNY VIDEOS.

Here’s what we know: the Grunting Granny has gone weightlifting.

Of course, the weirdest thing about the video is that she’s not a “grunting granny” at all. She starts screaming from off-screen, continues screaming as she does a squat, then screams as she leaves. It’s not even a scream so much as it’s … how do I explain it? Remember the Most Annoying Sound In The World from Dumb & Dumber? She’s doing that.

Here, compare them for yourself.

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Yep, just a nice friendly climb along the side of El Capitan in Yosemite National Park, nothing to see here, just a little FFFFFUUUUUUU WHAT IS HAPPENING OH GOD SOMEBODY GET HELP oh, he’s fine. But Jesus, I’m pretty sure this is how 127 Hours started. (via The Daily What)

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