There’s no chance that you haven’t seen this auto-tuned compilation of press conferences featuring Allen Iverson, Jim Mora, and that other guy, but everyone keeps asking me about it, so here it is. I don’t have quite the chubby for auto-tunage that some of you do. And by “some,” I mean, “everyone in the world but me.” Maybe I’m just scarred after being molested by an uncle with a Casio keyboard. “Feeling the music in me” never required so much internal bleeding before.