I’ve enjoyed Larry Sanders and his efficient productivity on my fantasy basketball team for most of the season, despite the fact that I’ve struggled to a 9-9 record in our league of fancy-pants cool guy bloggers thanks to a worthless Derrick Rose gamble and losing Rajon Rondo for the season. But in order to pretend like I’m upset, I’d have to also pretend like I paid attention, and I’m still suffering from fantasy football burnout, so… DOOOOOOOOON’T CARE.

NBA: Mavericks at Spurs – 8 PM ET on TNT
NBA: Knicks at Blazers – 10:30 PM ET on TNT

I haven’t watched the clip of Kobe Bryant hurting his ankle yet, not because I don’t care but because I’m stubborn and I hate when the first thing I see in the morning is a bunch of people arguing on Twitter about sports news. That said, Lakers fans, welcome to Dwight Howard carrying the burden. You won’t enjoy it.

TNA Impact Wrestling – 8 PM ET on Spike

I’m actually eager to watch to see how Brooke Hogan keeps playing this “My heart is really broken” angle. Seriously. It’s hilarious.

Bellator: Road to the Championships – 11 PM ET on Spike

I started watching this two weeks ago and I’m thoroughly enjoying it. I haven’t picked a favorite yet, but I’m leaning toward whoever beats everyone.

NCAA Basketball: B1G First Round – 6:30 PM ET on ESPN 2
NCAA Basketball: ACC First Round – 7 PM ET on ESPN U
NCAA Basketball: Big East First Round – 7 PM ET on ESPN

Enjoy the last of quality Big East tournament play while it lasts, folks.