On one hand, I was very surprised to recently learn that my favorite UFC ring girl in the history of the universe, Brittney Palmer, has her own action figure. I was also very surprised to learn that she’s an awesome painter and she sells prints on her website. Then, as I thought about it, I decided that it’s better that I don’t know because I would probably end up blowing all of my money on her art and collectibles, and I’m already two exit ramps from full-on Stalker City as it is, so I should probably chill out.
That said, hello Japan and free fights! Tomorrow night at 9 PM ET on FUEL TV, the pre-fight show begins for UFC on FUEL 8, live from the Saitama Super Arena in Tokyo. Now I’ve never pretended to be some big shot, fancy pants, city slicker UFC super fan type. I’m still growing into this whole MMA game knowledge-wise, but I like to think that I’ve picked up enough wisdom along the way to tell you that for a free fight, this card is outstanding.
But I will let you animals decide for yourself if this event is worth our time tomorrow night with another one of our UFC live discussions that Barack Obama has referred to as “The glue of American society”. Make sure to check out our own Lobster Mobster’s fight primer, and then join us tomorrow night for our special guest, South Dakota State Representative Steve Hickey. Wait, what's that? Hickey canceled? Damn. Okay, then I'll let this event's special ring girl, SuJung Lee take us through the fight card instead.
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So remind me to never get into a fight with Mark Hunt.
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Gotta be patient, bro bro. You know I got that coming.
i seriously enjoy watching fitchings, maiaings, dongings and so forth. it is cool to see a dude just break his opponent’s entire life into tiny powders.
nice and drunk, so i’m gonna re-talk the main card fights.
Wow, double KO of the night bonuses for Hunt and Wanderlei. Uncle Dana is feeling generous tonight.
So, no sub = 2 KOOTN. I guess not as generous as sI originally thought.
Eh, if Dana’s happy, he throw his bonus money to whoever he wants.
Especially when they save a card
Whoa. Wandy and Hunt both got KO of the night. Oh, I guess cause there were no subs, right?
Right
Brian Stann ain’t gonna look pretty the next time he’s doing the pre-fight show
PLEASE GIVE ME HUGS, WANDERLEI
That was just a perfect combination of punches.
@Philip Rosenbaum – I’m over my twitter limit for retweeting the ballz outta #GSPsDarkPlace, but, yeah, Wand/Stann is DEF Fight of the Night.
Hahaha #GSPsDarkPlace was totally worth it. Just…oh man. So good.
thanks, bro!
(I didn’t even know twitter had a tweet limit, that’s totes lame)
Yeah, I think the natives call it Twitter jail. Also known as Twison, maybe. But not by cool people.
Yeah, if you tweet too many times in a short period, they think you’re a spammer and you get a timeout.
So happy for Wandy right now. Shots for everyone.
wandwandwandwandwand i love you
please retire, though, wand, i don’t wanna have heart attacks when you fight
I don’t want Wanderlei Ali
KOOTN
Yeah! Fucking Wandy!
BOOM!
WHAM!!!
Annnnnnnnnnnd that’ll be all, Stann.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAAAAND YESSS!!!!
More dick shots
wanna inject this fight into my brain
Wand cup stroke .gif
They should have had a white mat for this fight
What a fight indeed Kenny!
That was 5 glorious minutes of carnage.
There goes Mark Hunt’s fight of the night bonus
HOLY WOW WOW WOWEE WOW
FRYE TAKAYAMA 2K13 I LOVE YOU
STANN IS DIRTY, PUNCHING DICKS AND ALL
also, what ever happened with his rape charge/allegations?
I’d rather get hit by a car than some of these punches.
And this is over the hill Wand.
Jesus.
let’s fucking go, wand
Wandy, Wandy Wandy!
Silva’s so good he waited for Sandstorm to pick back up as he entered the ring.
They couldn’t dig out screaming lady?
Just for Wand
Struve broke his jaw
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go to that you donks :(
Awesome
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
arg
my images ain’t posting :(
When Wands music hits I will get my erection
Is there an arena that could contain the awesome of a Mark Hunt v Roy Nelson fight?
Joe Rogan is one of the best at hyperbole in the world.
FUCKING SANDSTORM Y’ALL
Break out your glow sticks and shiny silver shirts bros. Wh
Who’s got the ecstasy?
Would love to see the Ax Murderer have one last KO to finish off his career (and not him getting KO’d). Loved his Pride fights.
Can an event end with no Fight of the Night?
Struve Hunt wasn’t that bad. Actually fairly entertaining. So far it’s my pick for FOT.
Yeah, I wouldn’t object.
Shot and sweet, good
You guys I’m about to get to watch a Wand fight. More than a little stoked about that.
Mark Hunt wants nothing to do with your bullshit questions.
“yah” MARK HUNT IS THE BEST
True!
Absolutely.
Struve looks like Brendan Fraser during his basketball player wish in bedazzled.
I would have loved to see that fight go 5 rounds.
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Here you go, same thing