Dana White Vince McMahon tale of the tape

UFC Tonight has the scoop on the rumored Dana White vs Vince McMahon superfight. Could this be the real deal? Chael Sonnen and Kenny Florian break the two presidents down for a better look.

This is my new favorite Not News story, because everyone involved is handling it properly, and even Chael Sonnen is hitting the right notes.

Vince McMahon suggested to Dana White that they “do something.” In Vince terms that means “Dana White should show up to WrestleMania, and I’ll let him promote his stuff and if I’m in the right mood, I’ll let him bloody me with a trashcan and shave my face and toss me into a garbage truck, which will then carry me out of the arena and explode.” The other idea was to get into the octagon and duke it out for real, because Dana White is the president of an MMA company and Vince McMahon is way too confident and out of his f**king gourd. Dana’s response, from Dana’s mouth, was “you’re crazy.”

Chael Sonnen provided some analysis (after a spectacular “tale of the tape”) and followed-up like any UFC fighter should — by saying that Vince McMahon would literally die in a fight with Dana White, and that even the Undertaker couldn’t save him. Here’s the video:

I mean, in 1997 or whatever the Undertaker probably could’ve saved him, but modern day Vince only exists to make faces and scream at people and take beatings. Remember when he had a DEADLY SAMOAN SAVAGE in his corner and still lost a match to Donald Trump and Trump’s charge, Bobby “Lindsay” Lashley? Remember when Brock Lesnar showed up and brutalized Vince into a hypothetical hip injury? Hell, even Paul Heyman got to whack him with a stick a few times. Taker’s too busy picking out spike suits these days. Vinnie Mac would be in trouble.

Let’s hope this leads to a Dana White/Chael Sonnen vs. Vince McMahon/CM Punk match at next year’s WrestleMania. I’m sorry, did I say WrestleMania? I meant Road Wild.

[via Fight Promo]